You thought they were really gone when they didn't appear on that lame
ass reunion show, but you were WRONG. Sources close to the nipples
confirm there are, in fact, imperceptible forces at work... and
Janet's Boobie (with that nipple-cripple... ummm... "accessory"
affixed) is just the beginning. Watch for Donna's Nipples incidents to
involve:
Amanda Bynes
The Cast of Showtime's "The L Word"
Ann Jillian (I'm looking forward to this one)
Marge AND Lisa Simpson
Janet Reno
Connie Chung
Clay Aiken
Joey Lawrence Adams
