Re: Halloween Puns

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > > > Halloween Puns:
> > > >
> > > > SUB: S****ts Utility Broom, flown by wealthy witches.  I saw this
pun
> in
> > > > a Mother Goose and Grimm 2 years ago.
> > > >
> > > > Pumpkin: Relative of a pump.
> > > >
> > > > Halloweenie: Hallowed out hot dog.
> > >
> > > Or what a very fat man can say without the aid of a mirror after
he's
> lost a
> > > lot of weight!
> > > >
> > > > Booting: Ghost bell or ringing ghost.
> >
> > The zombie baseball team came in dead last.
> >
> > Zombie: Undead apine.
>
> Film title: 'Zomb of Our Aircraft are Missing.'
>
> They sent em up with undead pilots.

The zombie baseball team fell apart.