"CyberButt" <cyber.butt@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 5 May 2008 21:39:30 -0400, "King Turd" <ass@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
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>>"CyberButt" <cyber.butt@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>news:aejr14hlmkl5rluafj8eu2fcptc14u58m0@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4
>>>
>>> News footage of a 1970 incident in Oregon, when the local authorities
>>> needed to dispose of a dead SPERM whale that had washed up on the
>>> beach..
>>>
>>> They decided that using dynamite to blow the thing up would reduce it
>>> to tiny pieces...
>>>
>>> Butt... uhuh it blew up and propelled HUGE coffee-table size pieces
>>> of blubber through the air and people had to run for their lives...
>>> several cars were flattened by the huge blubber pieces ;)
>>
>>That ruled! Butt, that video nearly got me arrested. I decided that I
>>too
>>wanted the coolest job ever as a whale explosion technician, figured I
>>needed some experience in order to apply to my local dead whale
>>destruction
>>company. So, naturally, I got some M-80's and went to the seafood
>>department of my local Mega-Mart. Fortunately, the crab and shrimp
>>fragments busted all the surveillance cameras, and the security dude
>>slipped
>>on the salmon chunks trying to catch m...I mean, those other kids..
>>
>
> Well I hope there was a cop around to arrest those kids.
>
> Mehehe, *chunks*
That idiot cop was probably back at the station looking at **** on the
internet or something. Good thing, or he might have caught m....I
mean...those other guys....
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