"Abraham Simpson" <abe@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 05 May 2008 22:42:06 -0400, CyberButt wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 5 May 2008 21:39:30 -0400, "King Turd" <ass@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"CyberButt" <cyber.butt@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>news:aejr14hlmkl5rluafj8eu2fcptc14u58m0@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4
>>>>
>>>> News footage of a 1970 incident in Oregon, when the local authorities
>>>> needed to dispose of a dead SPERM whale that had washed up on the
>>>> beach..
>>>>
>>>> They decided that using dynamite to blow the thing up would reduce it
>>>> to tiny pieces...
>>>>
>>>> Butt... uhuh it blew up and propelled HUGE coffee-table size pieces
>>>> of blubber through the air and people had to run for their lives...
>>>> several cars were flattened by the huge blubber pieces ;)
>>>
>>>That ruled! Butt, that video nearly got me arrested. I decided that I
>>>too wanted the coolest job ever as a whale explosion technician,
figured
>>>I needed some experience in order to apply to my local dead whale
>>>destruction company. So, naturally, I got some M-80's and went to the
>>>seafood department of my local Mega-Mart. Fortunately, the crab and
>>>shrimp fragments busted all the surveillance cameras, and the security
>>>dude slipped on the salmon chunks trying to catch m...I mean, those
>>>other kids..
>>>
>>>
>> Well I hope there was a cop around to arrest those kids.
>>
>> Mehehe, *chunks*
> The other kids that were spanking their monkees in mr. Anderson's
shelter?
Dammit, I thought you were dead, Abe.
Do you have a will? Can you add me to it?
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