"Abraham Simpson" <abe@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 06 May 2008 20:00:54 -0400, King Turd wrote:
>
>> "Abraham Simpson" <abe@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> news:fvpsjc$59c$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> On Mon, 05 May 2008 22:42:06 -0400, CyberButt wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 5 May 2008 21:39:30 -0400, "King Turd" <ass@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"CyberButt" <cyber.butt@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>>>news:aejr14hlmkl5rluafj8eu2fcptc14u58m0@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4
>>>>>>
>>>>>> News footage of a 1970 incident in Oregon, when the local
>>>>>> authorities needed to dispose of a dead SPERM whale that had washed
>>>>>> up on the beach..
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They decided that using dynamite to blow the thing up would reduce
>>>>>> it to tiny pieces...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Butt... uhuh it blew up and propelled HUGE coffee-table size
>>>>>> pieces of blubber through the air and people had to run for their
>>>>>> lives... several cars were flattened by the huge blubber pieces ;)
>>>>>
>>>>>That ruled! Butt, that video nearly got me arrested. I decided that
>>>>>I too wanted the coolest job ever as a whale explosion technician,
>>>>>figured I needed some experience in order to apply to my local dead
>>>>>whale destruction company. So, naturally, I got some M-80's and went
>>>>>to the seafood department of my local Mega-Mart. Fortunately, the
>>>>>crab and shrimp fragments busted all the surveillance cameras, and
the
>>>>>security dude slipped on the salmon chunks trying to catch m...I
mean,
>>>>>those other kids..
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Well I hope there was a cop around to arrest those kids.
>>>>
>>>> Mehehe, *chunks*
>>> The other kids that were spanking their monkees in mr. Anderson's
>>> shelter?
>>
>> Dammit, I thought you were dead, Abe.
>>
>> Do you have a will? Can you add me to it?
> I want you, KT,
AHHHHH! LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE SCREWS US ALL!
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