I was talking to this chick, she was all cute and friendly and stuff,
and she like says "You wanna get a cup of coffee?", so I said "Uh, I
think that's like a dollar", and she laughed and said "Ha ha, more
like two dollars", so I panicked and said "Uh, hope it isn't three
dollars", she laughed, then we walked to the coffee shop, and a plain
small coffee was FIVE DOLLARS AND TWENTYFIVE CENTS, so I was freaking
out digging in my pockets to see if I had enough money, but the chick
was too fast for me, I saw her paying for two cups, then she turned
around all smiling at me and stuff. I was thinking "Whoa, she's
totally hot, she's friendly, she's talking to me, and she's got
MONEY, yeh yeh this rules!!!". Then I woke up. :-(


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