Yes, it is truly unfortunate that the bridge in Minneapolis was not
constructed out of Alice's pubic and/or nipple hair. The thickness,
texture, and tensile strength of her hairs would've definitely
prevented the tragic collapse. Science has yet to discover the magic
of Alice's pubic and nipple hair. Only Sherwood Schwartz, Alice, and
a select few of us who frequent this NG know about the super human
strength of Alice's pubic and nipple hair.
BTW, did the BB ever discuss who was responsible for cleaning the BM
(bowel movement) off of Alice's pubic hair? As I recall, one of the
punishments meted out by Peter to his siblings (when they all took the
blame for Peter breaking the vase) was that someone had to clean the
BM (bowel movement) from Alice's pubic hair. I don't remember if that
was Thindy or Jan. Can anyone help me on this one?
All my love- Kings.
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