> Sags, I wish you (and Derek) soft, malleable, elongated, and easily
> passed BMs (bowel movements).
>
> All my love, Kingsfan.
Dear Kings:
This is one of the nicest salutations I have ever received. My
grandfather
used to tell me that back in the old country (Austria) there was an
expression, "May your asshole be as if filled with mayonaise." This is
the
same sentiment you have expressed here toward me a Sags and our BMs (bowel
movements.) It is this sort of kindness that makes me love you, but not
in
a Tom Cruise meets Richard Gere sort of way. I love Saggie too, but more
in
a Richard Burton meets Liz Taylor kind of way.
To Saggie and Kings,
May your BMs (bowel movements) be as if your rectum has just been serviced
by Jiffy Lube!
Love,
Derek
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