All,
My name is the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady. I was just wondering about
something.
It is with extreme regrets that I tell you about the loss of our dear,
dear friend Saggiediaperz.
Saggie passed away last November while helping clear a septic tank
blockage in Iraq. The tank was supposed to contain solid bm's (bowel
movements), and not any liquids. Unfortunately, this was not true,
and she was injured quite severely. Her final words were "Tell by
friends at the BM (bowel movement) group how much I loved them. Tell
my husband of 5 minutes, Derek, how I will miss him so, and regret
that I ended our marriage. Tell my beloved Kings how much his
friendship meant to me." Saggie died seconds later.
She always talked so fondly about this group, and it's mission of
figuring out BM's (bowel movements) from the Brady Bunch. She loved
all of you so, and would talk about you all the time.
I miss my friend so much. We met at Brown University many years ago
after noticing we had the same brown BMW's. We were in the same PHD
program. We would constantly run thoughts about BM's (bowel
movements) back and forth, and often consult each other about our
clients BM's (bowel movements). She was like a sister to me.
So, please join me in this loss.
Love,
The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady
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