NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! This cannot be true. Please, BM
(bowel movement) Lady, tell us that this is just a sick, cruel, and
twisted joke. BM (bowel movement) Lady, I cannot go on knowing that
my sweet Saggie is no longer with us. My Saggie, my Saggie, my
Saggie. This simply cannot be true!!!! BM (bowel movement) Lady, I
know what a wonderful sense of humor you have. Please, please,
please, tell us that our sweet Saggie has not released her last BM
(bowel movement).
I know that I speak for everyone here, especially my dear friend,
Derek (but not dear to me in a way that is reminiscent of a huge,
throbbing, black, ***** ripping a tiny white bunghole into bloody
shreds) when I say that our wonderful Saggie must still be alive.
Please tell me if there is anything that I can do to assist. Would a
BM (bowel movement) transfusion help? If so, please do not hesitate
to contact me.
Thank you.
Kings.
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