I was just wondering about something.
Greetings Derek, Kings and everyone!
Well, I have tried my best. We tried to revive Saggie every way we
could. We gave her an enema - still dead and no BM (bowel movement).
We tried coaxing her body out of the grave with Charmin tissue. We
showed her pictures of the Brady's, and told her how much we needed
her. Nothing.
Then, an odd thing happened. Really odd. We cremated Saggie. I
took her ashes home with me, and put them into my special colonic
machine, and gave myself a 10 gallon with her. I wanted the spirit
and body of her to be one with mine. All of the sudden, a bolt of
lightening struck. It was like the ashes came alive.
Saggie is with me now. It's like we've always been close - like she
has been a part of me all my life, but now it's for real. WE ARE ONE!
So, if you will have us, I/we would love to stick around and help our
country move forward and get set for action and adventure as we see
things we've never seen before. It's a new day, and there is much
about the Brady's and their BM's to be analyzed!
Will you have us?
Respectfully and lovingly,
The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady
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