Hello BM (bowel movement) Lady. It's wonderful to see you here. I
do, however, still miss my sweet Saggie and I still hold out hope that
she will resurrect from the grave. BM (bowel movement) transfusion is
a powerful thing and can work magic.
I remember that episode well. Unfortunately, I think that Sags may
have taped the syndicated version instead of the ABC Network version.
One scene that you left out was at the end when Mike and Carol were
coming back to the Sheraton Waikiki (with their arms full of all kinds
of cheap crap from the ABC Store, including Hawaiian ****rts, plastic
flip flops, ivory butt plugs, enema syringes, and leather diapers for
Mike). Fragments of the BM (bowel movement) spears that the kids had
all released together were stuck on the sidewalk in front of the
hotel. Mike didn't see one of the slippery spears and stepped in it.
He, of course, slipped and fell down right on his well-used anus.
Mike fell so hard that he got a huge black and blue bruise surrounding
his expansive bunghole. The last scene showed Mike sitting in a large
ice bucket trying to get the swelling on his bunghole down. He then
lifts up his ass and shows everyone his brown flower. Everybody
laughs and laughs because Mike's brown flower is surrounded by a black
and blue ring making it look like a galaxy from many light years
away. Alice then remarks, "looks like Mr. Brady is from outer
space." Mike gives her a disgusted look and the closing music is
played. Wonderful family humor.
I love you and Derek (but not in a rump ranger/fudge packer way).
Kingsfan.
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