I can't remember if this episode was shown or if it was merely
discussed by Sherwood Schwartz in his autobiography.
The Bradys are visited by Alice's Cousin Emma, Great Grandma Hutchins,
and Aunt Jenny. The three of them (and Alice) get drunk one night and
a fight starts because each of them claims to have the thickest nipple
hairs. To prove which one has the thickest nipple hairs, the kids are
asked by the four old prunes to be the judges of a contest. Each of
these witches then pulls off her top and bra and exposes her tube-
like, elongated, wrinkled, baloney tits and plucks out several hairs
from her nipples. The kids examine the gray nipple hairs, each of
which is as thick as a spaghetti noodle. Ultimately, the kids can't
decide which old bat does, indeed, have the thickest gray nipple
hair. As a result, the kids start fighting over who to pick. The
episode ends with everyone squatting on the floor, releasing a bloated
BM (bowel movement) and flinging it at someone else (similar to what
occurs in a Three Stooges pie-throwing episode).
Anyone else remember this episode or am I imagining it?
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