On Jan 22, 10:45=A0pm, "Derek Homsberg" <dh...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > You are so wonderful. =A0I remember you from Saggie's wedding. =A0Do
you=
>
> remember me? =A0I was the Maid of BM (bowel movement). =A0I wore a brown
> dress, brown high heels. =A0Your gift from me was a lifetime supply of
> Charmin toilet paper. =A0Saggie love you so much, and always regretted
> ending the 5 minute marriage.
>
> Yes, BM (Bowel Movement) Lady, I do remember you from our wedding. =A0I
lo=
ved
> your gift of Charmin and Saggie and I thought of you every time we wiped
B=
M
> (bowel movement) off of our anal regions. =A0After the 5 minute marriage
> ended, Saggie kept the Charmin and I was left to fend for myself as my
> lawyer was unable to get any Charmin for me in the divorce.
>
> > I just know I'm going to love all of you - but not in a Mike Brady
>
> ***** in the rectum kind of way.
>
> Since you are a lady, and Kings and I are men, you are free to fool
around=
> with our rectal regions.
>
> =A0> One last question for both you Kings my new friend, and Derek my
old
> new friend. =A0Saggie had TONS of video tapes. =A0They are all titled
> "Lost Episodes of the Bradys." =A0Should I watch these and re****t on
> them?
>
> You should definitely re****t on these, BM (bowel movement) Lady. =A0The
> purpose of this newsgroup is to discuss Brady BMs (bowel movements).
=A0We=
> know that you are the worlds leading authority on BM (bowel movement)
and
> have often relied on your words of wisdom (re****ted to us by Saggie) in
th=
e
> past.
>
> Love,
>
> Derek
I don't think it woul;d be heavy. They had pretty (that they were)
thin strands. But if they put tape cement or caulking in the hair, it
might work, I don't now.
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