On Feb 3, 6:18=A0pm, "bm_l...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On Feb 1, 5:21=A0pm, Kingsfan13 <kingsfan1...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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> > I can't remember if this episode was shown or if it was merely
> > discussed by Sherwood Schwartz in his autobiography.
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> > The Bradys are visited by Alice's Cousin Emma, Great Grandma Hutchins,
> > and Aunt Jenny. =A0The three of them (and Alice) get drunk one night
and=
> > a fight starts because each of them claims to have the thickest nipple
> > hairs. =A0To prove which one has the thickest nipple hairs, the kids
are=
> > asked by the four old prunes to be the judges of a contest. =A0Each of
> > these witches then pulls off her top and bra and exposes her tube-
> > like, elongated, wrinkled, baloney tits and plucks out several hairs
> > from her nipples. =A0The kids examine the gray nipple hairs, each of
> > which is as thick as a spaghetti noodle. =A0Ultimately, the kids can't
> > decide which old bat does, indeed, have the thickest gray nipple
> > hair. =A0As a result, the kids start fighting over who to pick. =A0The
> > episode ends with everyone squatting on the floor, releasing a bloated
> > BM (bowel movement) and flinging it at someone else (similar to what
> > occurs in a Three Stooges pie-throwing episode).
>
> > Anyone else remember this episode or am I imagining it?
>
> My dear dear new friend that I feel I've known for a long time,
> Kings...
>
> I can not believe this! =A0You are never going to believe this! =A0Out
of
> all of the thousands upon thousands of lost eipsodes that Saggie had
> on DVD and video take, this is the very one that I happened to pick
> out at random and watch last night. =A0Wow - what do you think the odds
> of that happening are?
>
> I am afraid you may, this time, have been watching the syndicated
> version of the Brady Bunch, and not the Network version. =A0How sad and
> tragic this event is, Kings. =A0There was more that you left out. =A0I
am
> confident you would never withhold a detail of a lost Brady Bunch
> episode - especially when it comes to information about BM's (bowel
> movements).
>
> Mike came out of his office. =A0He was so mad! =A0The fight made him
lose
> concentration over the gay (homo***ual) bath house he was designing as
> a summer home for Mr. Phillips. =A0He came out and kidney punched Alice,
> telling her it was all her fault. =A0She dropped to the ground
> screaming, and he kicked her in the head so hard that blood came out
> of her ears. =A0She kept saying "I'm sorry, Mr. B"..."I'm Sorry." =A0The
> kids and old women all laughed.
>
> Thindy said "Thiss Sthill Doesth't Thell Tho Thas The Thickest Nittle
> Hair." =A0Mike could make out some of the words to mean that Cindy still
> was in question about who had the thickest nipple hair. =A0Mike said
> there was only one way to solve this, and that was with a good old BM
> (bowel movement) cutting contest. =A0The kids cheered.
>
> Mike asked the children if any of them had a firm BM (bowel movement)
> still left. =A0Jan spoke up, and said she could make one. =A0She had
been
> saving it for later, but make one for the family if they needed her
> to. =A0She lifted up her dress, pulled her panties down, bent over and
> began to extrude the most beautiful, firm and round BM (bowel
> movement) the Brady's had ever seen. =A0The family ooowed and awwed over
> it. =A0As the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady, the world's leading authority of
> BM's (bowel movements), I have to say this was a perfect 10 on a 1 to
> 10 scale of BM's (bowel movement) - 10 being the best. =A0It is so
> refre****ng to see this beautiful of a BM (bowel movement) on
> television, especially in non-high definition. =A0 As Jan finished
> making the BM (bowel movement), Greg was there with oven mitts waiting
> to catch it. =A0As with true Brady humor, Jan released a giant fart
> right into Greg's face. =A0His expression was classic! =A0The laugh
track
> rolled as the family howeled.
>
> Mike said - "OK, back to business!" and ripped the ****rts and dresses
> off of Alice's Cousin Emma, Great Grandma Hutchins, Aunt Jenny, and
> Alice. =A0He started with Cousin Emma, and yanked the longest nipple
> hair off her left tittie. =A0The BM (bowel movement) was placed on the
> dining room table, and Mike tied the hair around it, just like a
> tournaquet around Jon Benet Ramsey's neck. =A0He pulled, and the hair
> snapped in two. =A0Cousin Emma said "****!" =A0Now, it was Great
Grandma's=
> Hutchins turn. =A0Same thing. =A0Carol when over to her Grandma and
kicked=
> her for embarassing her like that. =A0Aunt Jenny was next. =A0The
results
> were better. =A0Mike got halfway through the BM (bowel movement) when
> all of the sudden the hair broke off. =A0Jenny went into the next room.
> You couldn't see it, but you heard a gun go off, and saw blood
> smatterings coming into the dining room, hitting Marcia in the face.
>
> Finally, it was Alice's turn. =A0Not only did Mike cut the BM (bowel
> movement) in two with Alice's long and thick nipple hair, but he cut
> each child and adult a sizeable slice of Jan's BM (bowel movement).
> "Let me get some salsa to dip that in." said Alice. =A0She gloated the
> rest of the day, as the famly dipped Jan's BM (bowel movement) into
> the salsa. =A0Mike told Alice he was sorry for kicking her, and she said
> "That's OK, Mr. B - I deserved it!"
>
> Kings- did Saggie ever share her expression of love with you? =A0She
> always told it to me each and every day, and now may I share it with
> you? =A0She said "May your BM's (bowel movements) be firm but not
> hard." =A0We never parted or talked on the phone without her saying
> that.
>
> Kings - you are a wonderful man and becoming such a dear friend. =A0Both
> you and Derek. =A0Let's not wait too long until we all play 3 spoons in
> the spoon drawer.
>
> Love you dear!
>
> The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady - the world's leading authority on BM's
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I don't know, but I know of where Bobby goes to a Roaring Twenties
Movie Show (or was it Oliver)?
You can't stop the beat.
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