On Feb 25, 6:08=A0pm, Kingsfan13 <kingsfan1...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> My dear sweet BM (bowel movement) Lady. =A0I so remember that episode
> with the very creepy Mr. Haskel.
>
> Did Saggie say anything in her research about the scene when Alice
> came into the ice cream shop and Mr. Haskel made her a banana split?
>
> Old Mr. Haskel pulled out a banana from his colo-rectal area that he
> had shoved up there earlier in the day and laid it across the ice
> cream confection that he prepared for Alice. =A0Alice was a little
> grossed out by Mr. Haskel's actions and so she pulled down her sun
> dress (revealing the Afghan-like hair all over her back), removed her
> bra (which caused her elongated baloney-like tits to spring forth from
> her bra and come to rest by her knees) and then proceeded to poke Mr.
> Haskel in his eye with one of her stiff, gray, wire-like, and sharp,
> nipple hairs. =A0After getting poked, Mr. Haskel began writhing on the
> ground in pain and lost control over his bowels. =A0He then proceeded to
> release a BM (bowel movement) on the floor. =A0Peter, who was working at
> the store (and talking on the phone to one of his friends), came by
> and scooped up the BM (bowel movement) and placed it into the Rocky
> Road ice cream container where he mashed it up into the ice cream.
> The BM (bowel movement) blended in beautifully in the Rocky Road
> container because it was the same color as the ice cream and contained
> the same bits of debris as the ice cream did (i.e. nuts, marshmallows,
> and pieces of unidentifiable dark matter). =A0After having seen what
> Peter did, Mr. Haskel fired Jan and Marcia and made Peter his main
> employee and had Peter blend in one of Mr. Haskel's BMs (bowel
> movements) into the Rocky Road ice cream every afternoon.
>
> I love you BM (bowel movement) Lady.
>
> I also love Derek, but not in way that is akin to an anal invasion of
> a tight bunghole by an oversized meat stick that is capped by a purple
> head.
I will ay this, SaggieDiapers, BM lady..this is for you...who the
crappy **** cares?
You know what, gang..
I am going to go bakc to offering CLEAN information like to "Zachary"
who posted about location shooting and stuff and not crap (pun) about
bowel movement,s jerkoffs,etc.(Well, maybe the latter...hee hee.anyone
for MAXIM or GQ or STUFF or FHM, dearies?)
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