Hello my sweet BM (Bowel Movement) Lady!
There were a couple of little tidbits that you left out of that
episode.
First, Jan's BM (Bowel Movement) that was placed into the plastic bag
was very loose. In fact, it was so loose that some of it dripped onto
the carpet of the Brady station wagon. Alice (who didn't know what
was in the bag of BM (Bowel Movement)) kept remarking on the way over
to Sears, "hey smells like Cousin Oliver made a poopie (BM (Bowel
Movement)) in his big boy pants."
Second, they actually didn't call the oven a "microwave." They called
it a "radar range" and it was made by "Lady Kenmore."
Third, when Mike gave the boys a spanking, not only were the boys
without pants, but Mike also removed his pants to administer the
cor****al punishment. The tearful boys wound up with bottoms that were
red and hot after Mike was through.
Love you BM (Bowel Movement) Lady! Love Derek too but not in a
destroyed sigmoid colon as a result of a pounding by a huge shlong,
way.
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