On Apr 22, 4:39=A0pm, Kingsfan13 <kingsfan1...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Hello my sweet BM (Bowel Movement) Lady!
>
> There were a couple of little tidbits that you left out of that
> episode.
>
> First, Jan's BM (Bowel Movement) that was placed into the plastic bag
> was very loose. =A0In fact, it was so loose that some of it dripped onto
> the carpet of the Brady station wagon. =A0Alice (who didn't know what
> was in the bag of BM (Bowel Movement)) kept remarking on the way over
> to Sears, "hey smells like Cousin Oliver made a poopie (BM (Bowel
> Movement)) in his big boy pants."
>
> Second, they actually didn't call the oven a "microwave." =A0They called
> it a "radar range" and it was made by "Lady Kenmore."
>
> Third, when Mike gave the boys a spanking, not only were the boys
> without pants, but Mike also removed his pants to administer the
> cor****al punishment. =A0The tearful boys wound up with bottoms that were
> red and hot after Mike was through.
>
> Love you BM (Bowel Movement) Lady! =A0Love Derek too but not in a
> destroyed sigmoid colon as a result of a pounding by a huge shlong,
> way.
Kings - my darling love. How are you, honey buns? Wow - I didn't see
these things at all. Saggie sometimes mentioned that there were
"syndicated" versions of the show that left things out so they could
sell more commercials. I wonder if that is what happened here.
Odd you mention the "radar range" and "Lady Kennmore." I did an
entire research paper about her one time. She was famous for having
very large BM's (bowel movements) that were identical to name brand
BM's (bowel movements), but only available at Sears Where America
Shops. You can buy some of these now simply as "Kennmore." The
"Lady" has been dropped since Sears Where America Shops also has BM's
(bowel movements) for men. Furthermore, what's great is you can also
buy these same BM's (bowel movements) at your local neighborhood K-
Mart. If you go to a Big K-Mart store, the BM's (Bowel Movements) are
even bigger.
Did you also know that Martha Stuart has an everyday line of BM's
(bowel movements) at K-Mart and Big K-Mart as well?
Check it out! You will be so glad you did! Tell them the BM (Bowel
Movement) Lady sent you.
Love you!
The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady
The world's leading authority on BM's (bowel movements)
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