An anti-vampire house

angel_vampire14 wrote:

> Alrigty here's my idea of a anti-vampire house:
>
> Doorhandles> Crosses

Gloves would counter that ploy.

>
> Holy water on top on doors, so everytime a vamp managies to bypass the
> crosses is soaked with holy water.

How would you prevent human visitors from being soaked?

> Stakes either molded onto doors or have a sensor so when a vamp is
> detected, stakes fly out from all directions.
>
> A huge cross in the hallway so the vamp with be confronted by a dirty,
> great image of Christ.

Why a dirty image of Christ?

> Garlic all over the house.
>
> Amulets all around the room and charms to cover everything.
>
> A stake underneath the pillow and holy water and a cross on a side
> table.
>
> Any better ideas about> post them it'll be most intresting to read.

Holy water pistols and holy water balloons on the side tables, and
crossbows and dart guns (with hollow wooden darts containing holy water)
hanging on the walls.