Fellow "Bleach" fans,
Let me get this straight: Ichigo is a high school student, right? Now
how many months has he and his pals been in the spirit world trying to
rescue Rukia? Even if they started at the beginning of Summer break,
Ichigo must have missed a *lot* of school by now, and his teachers would
not accept his excuse that "I may not have learned Math, History, or
Japanese, but I did learn how to use my Zanpakutou!"
Without a high school education, Ichigo may be force to do manual labor.
Given the aftermath of most of the spirit world battles, perhaps he
could make a good living in the construction industry. Or maybe he could
sell insurance. I can see it now:
Ichigo: We'll have your homeowner's policy ready shortly. We just have
to do a quick measure of your neighbor's spiritual pressure. Yasutora,
what's the spirit pressure reading from the house on the right?
Yasutora: *It's over 9000!*
Ichigo: (Rips up policy)
As a "Death Note" fan, I have a question for myself: Why am I watching a
show where all the shinigami are all spook house ugly when I could be
watching a totally hot shinigami such as Rukia?
--
"All things extant in this world,
Gods of Heaven, gods of Earth,
Let everything be as it should be;
Thus shall it be!"
- Magical chant from "Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi"
"Drizzle, Drazzle, Drozzle, Drome,
Time for this one to come home!"
- Mr. Wizard from "Tooter Turtle"
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