Frank J. Lhota wrote:
> Fellow "Bleach" fans,
>
> Let me get this straight: Ichigo is a high school student, right? Now
> how many months has he and his pals been in the spirit world trying to
> rescue Rukia? Even if they started at the beginning of Summer break,
> Ichigo must have missed a *lot* of school by now, and his teachers
> would not accept his excuse that "I may not have learned Math,
> History, or Japanese, but I did learn how to use my Zanpakutou!"
>
> Without a high school education, Ichigo may be force to do manual
> labor. Given the aftermath of most of the spirit world battles,
> perhaps he could make a good living in the construction industry. Or
> maybe he could sell insurance. I can see it now:
>
> Ichigo: We'll have your homeowner's policy ready shortly. We just have
> to do a quick measure of your neighbor's spiritual pressure. Yasutora,
> what's the spirit pressure reading from the house on the right?
> Yasutora: *It's over 9000!*
> Ichigo: (Rips up policy)
>
> As a "Death Note" fan, I have a question for myself: Why am I
> watching a show where all the shinigami are all spook house ugly when
> I could be watching a totally hot shinigami such as Rukia?
That's your own fault. Between Nanao-chan and Shinigami no Ballad...
Let's
just say, friends don't let friends watch ugly shinigami.
And, no, no amount of beer will make Rem pretty.
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