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911 mystery

by the witchdoctor of australia <theunicycleman@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > May 6, 2007 at 01:51 AM

911 mystery
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not much of a mystery

oh


they didnt see me

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jenny.exe just
searchin th hard drives for new mp3's


just a tick

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hi psychic blog

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:41:18]
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?
'?'
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moulin rouge

nicole kidman
diamonds are a girls best friend

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just readin th local rag yr husband comin to twon this week

playin brizvegas

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he'll get over it

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at least jenny found th new mp3's

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nother eighty odd


floatin around


been busy

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knocked off
late last night

round three am and


hit th dvd player wi a snack

and watched


911 mystery


hmm

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dont see any mention of me


dont think u

penetrated th mystery

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:44:09]
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The Kinks
'Mr Pleasant'
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the witchdoctor of australia

rather


the kadaitcha man of australia

still invisible

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my magic does seem to hit th biggest

round day 7

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that ****in blood money curse

on th last of my murdered mothers blood money


seven days before the
world
trade centre


dropped into it;s own basement

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then we
followed th money's
back trail

sure enough


th national bank of oz

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:47:11]
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Yothu Yindi
'Treaty'
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sent 85 million was it
to new york

durin that week
all over th telly

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and when th first plane ploughe din i was

readin tom wolfes


the right stuff

on th early space program



he doin his usual meticulous

investigation and



painting a picture of wot it;s liek to die in

burning aviation fuel


page three

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of course i
still claim i just

see th future backwards and
7 days before it happens but

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when i pointed th bone of death at
the islamic terrorist ****s


th northern pakistan earthquake
hit th nxt morning


wot happened to 
the witchdoctor of australia giving 7 days notice

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i was in a  bad mood ok
a week after they hit kuta beach again

th terrorists

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i scored
3000 odd


psychic kills out of 911

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:51:22]
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Kraftwerk
'It's More Fun To Compute'
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amazing wot u can do wi a computer

and a little foreknowledge

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all my psychic kills
doen clean and


in th newsgroups

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360 thousand so far


th northern pakistan earthquake gave me

a hundred thousand



but 5000 of them were

good clean kills


yep

they were islamic terrroist ****s all right


95000 in collateral damage

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th ****in karma cops man


got me in th neck for that one

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deservedly so

it wasnt liek 911


back then

i didnt know how big my magic was

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just
stuck th blood money curse up on th net and


waited th required 7 days to watch th signs

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ah ****

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ah no
it's all good

even th 911 mystery do***entary makers
didnt see me

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u think osama is a ****in terrorist

real and deadly


warlocks liek myself

are far worse




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we even steal
other ppl's kills


they;r mine cu

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:55:41]
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Elvis Costello
'Oliver's Army'
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nt

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and still
most aussies
dont even know

we have a ****in witchdoctor


would laugh

if ya asked them


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bone of death

ya gotta know


it;s ****in pointed at ya

we taught that in grade three at school

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it's
knowin

it's pointed at ya

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no it isnt

ask christopher skase


one of mine

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dead ****

u i'm proud of

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**** man

america is our ally


this is worse than knockin off a coupel senior feds

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:58:44]
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Kylie Minogue
'Sweet Music'
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danger down under
th deadliest creatures on earth


plsd t meet ya

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wot's blue and ****s little old ladies ?




hypothermia


"pleased to meet u"

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th karma cops are on my back paulo

..
..
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'our nxt big kill is months away"

i'm only up about
110 ppl for 2007 so far



'another ****y slow yr"


i preferr to kill em in big numbers

hurts less

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- i'll get caught one day

oz's worst ever serial killer

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****s me th ***** was right

he'll go psychopathic and kill heaps

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nearly six yrs

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jenny.exe just fell over
subscript out of range

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:03:58]
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Paul McCartney & Wings
'Uncle Albert'
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unfortunately


as old albert predicted


for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction and


when ya see th future

it is backwards

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keeps me out of jail 

that and ht fact

oz law


doesnt officially recognise

psychic phenomena


oh and

th kuta religion


is under asutralian aboriginal law

we still have th death penalty

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but kutaman
squeelin on a needle's point

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enough bad ppl know

of th kuta black magic and


our involvement in

911

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a blood money curse on th net

7 days before their world trade centre


hit freefall speed

makes my magic look good

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i cant undo it

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and caus eit;s th whackiest
911 mystery


roamin th net

th most unbelievable

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:08:49]
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Preset Studio Keepers
'Come Together (hallen)'
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th twin towers didnt come together

psychic blog


fell into their own footprint

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most still claim they

didnt get any warning

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dont read th oracle of kuta i see

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well

ya wouldnt have been in jakarta


on day seven when


i;d put htat


travelwearning ont h place


earlier this yr


would ya ?

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stupid ****in cops

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got on an indonesian plane

i did try to warn u

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10 aussies

on a plane

goin in


off th end of th runway

on fire


and 7 days before i was


writin


10 dead hippies sitting on th wall

and sendin it to ya


and if one
dea dhippie
should accidently fall

i stand by my prediciton

i said i saw a 


terrorist iuncident



****in watchin planes
faliin out of th sky

burnin

a week befor eithappens


i got it backwards

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:12:19]
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Do Re Mi
'Big Accident'
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they sayin

a big accident

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sent chills up my spine

hate writin clues to


terrorist incidents

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7 days before th london bombings

there i  was


in a shakespeare newsgroup

talkin to th english


they got no warning

are u sure ?

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nostrodamus
was an amateur


didnt even figure out
it all comes backwards

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not just for

physics hey mr einstein


yr rule

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****sticks

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bigger news is

paris hilton is goin to jail



yeah right

u didnt know yr license was expired

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i asked th

inspector general


of th australian secret services

if my


license to kill

was still valid


done a booboo mate

knocked off two senior


australian feds

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apparently

it;s still inside my


allowable collateral damage

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:16:52]
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Do Re Mi
'After the Volcano'
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hey kuta
extinct volcano

made up
mainly of

a stingless bee hive

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he hasnt gotten back to us

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and th local cops

cause i turned myself in


not a real problem that

they cant prosecute

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traditionally

a strong medicine man


of my ppl

got a bullet in th back of th head

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gettin dr azahari

with that gorgeous



death curse

put smiles on th faces


on some of th local cops

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smiles on dials hey guys

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takin away my posts


bookin me ofr

ridin a unicycle


on th footpath and

failin to keep left

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:20:21]
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Elvis Costello
'Watching The Detectives'
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we will have

soem more words

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melanie

u got that ****in name for me yet ***** ?

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****in dickless tracys

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who do i have to kill ?

oh no


not a problem

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my track record

left em cold

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risked bein labelled criminally insanse but


they not that stupid

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i can open
closed elctronic doors and


blow up electrical transformers
when


i have a mind to

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th day kuta lady

introduced me to her new girlriend 


and she was

takin piccies of a


transformer fire

in th local substation



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still sends ****vers up her spine

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th other kuta lady

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when all th power went out
itn h petrie polcie station

caus ei


i gettin soem crap

fromt h yougn **** stable

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was funny

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:24:16]
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City High
'City High Anthem'
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ah an

all th ****in data lost

wot happened to th


un interuptable power supply




the witchdoctor of australia

is standing at yr counter




with a big smiel on his face

and his unicycle leanin on th front door

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dont judge a book

by it;s cover

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ever

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i do
kinda feel for paris


knwo one of her
relatives

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we're quite fond of im

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he jumped int h witchdoctors car

to drive aroudn th cops and

i didnt even have brake lights at th time


for abotu a month or so

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u dont live right man

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i thin;i tmay be possible

that paris
wouldnt remmebr

she didnt have a license


can U

look inside her head

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yr rellie
hopped in my car wi
alligator shoes on and


we all laughed

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still panicking

cmon man


yr in th witchdoctors car

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no brake lights but

we stil drivin straight out and



drove straight round em

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its

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:29:43]
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Ray Stevens
'Witchdoctor'
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witchdoctor magic

real witchdoctor magic

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dickhead

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i can prov eit
doesnt care


rather watch charmed


oh

i'm not lying



i get it

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for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction

should be good for another
six yrs of

invisible killing

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i'm sorry i became a hitman mum

spent 17 yrs as a minder


to th gypsie mafia in

th showgrounds


are ya really surprised ?

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loved workin ont h carnvial


i watched get shorty last night


travolta


nearly got th eyes right



th care factor


i dont care

if u dont pay


why should i

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:32:57]
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?
'?'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:33:03]
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Laurie Anderson
'Example #22'
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besides
i always know


7 days
before ya gunna die

it;s how i use that information
just like


th other witchdoctors of this land


these past
hundred thousand yrs


just th oldest religion in th world

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that **** is gunna die in 7 days

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we wont tell his tribe but

wot do we tell our own braves

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i'l have t invent an argument
with them


start one


he gunna die 

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thankfully

my gift

usually supplies

all th info i need

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:36:09]
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Leftfield 
'Space Shanty'
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we're goin into space

all of us

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or i will

kill u

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as th witchdoctor of this land
oldest 

inhabited land on th planet


i take my ppl

to good eating


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infinite resources

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fat pigs
get put on th catapult

and thrown out

past th shark nets


to feed th sharks

means u dont work hard enough


for humanity

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th guy who wrote red dwarf

he seen th future


knows it;s a crime

in th future


to be fat

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finable

huge fines

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yr overweight

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an on th spot fine

stay home itll ya get thin or


be exercisin

dont wanna lose my lunch

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if i cant smoke in public 

u cant be seen in public

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fat ****

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oh yeah


penn and teller

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somethin juicy i think

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maybe put th **** in hospital
for six months liek car did

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i'm learnin finesse

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i'm still writin background mik

but then i was

a back ground singer
for six yrs



as a street entertainer

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th singer
of my tribe


is th literal translation of


the kadaitcha man


i sing
t th bone of death and



she does such a ****in good job

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this is 2007 but



and t magci reads intent

th stupid cop asked


where's th bone ?



****in idiot


it;s a rhetorical bone



th **** still dies

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:43:28]
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james blunt
'?'
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you;re beautiful



so sharp

so ****in lethal so



trained

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razor sharp

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secret agent
triple o


autralian (aboriginal) secret service



licensed to kill

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pirate jenny
+"black"
=
'the land surfer"
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p.s.


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 11:45:06]
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A Perfect Circle
'The Package'
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