a good bloke
+++
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+++
?
'?'
+++
J:\MAY07~1\Art of Noise - Peter Gunn Theme.mp3
+++
i met this nice fella
+++
an aussie
+++
inventive and
utterly fearless
+++
and he said
+++
well i cant repeat it
or i'd have t kill u
+++
bein as i'm
in a secret service
that kills lots of ppl
+++
ah malcolm
+++
**** man
+++
he's pu****n fr
th g9 summit
+++
always swingin a larger cricket bat
+++
wants superpower status
but it opens a can of worms
+++
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+++
Oasis
'Wonderwall'
+++
th russians and th chinese
+++
we've *** to th table with somethn weird
th bastards are throwin it in their faces
+++
behind closed doors
+++
th abo's are listening
+++
putin is stickin it to em
+++
dont blame im
+++
howard is this close
to bein dragged in for an explanation
+++
WE ARE OCCUPIERS ARENT WE ?
+++
we keep gettin forgotten
+++
down under
"says u ****"
+++
we have a little problem down under
australia and
indonesia
are this close
to open warfare
+++
th war****ps
wanderin th straight are
+++
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+++
Will Smith
'Girls Aint Nothing But Trouble'
+++
oh dear
+++
we're mad enough
+++
TAASS
has informed us
th yanks have asked johnny for a
pls explain
tell em to get ****ed man
+++
for a change i'm
inth good books
bent over backwards
breakin th rules of time and space
to help th
toddlers
lost in th aussie bush
+++
th psychic diary
had a huge win
+++
even managed to tie in
th page three model
hot redhead
i'm dating
it;s all good
+++
her son had gone wlakabout
at th blues festival
at boradbeach
where we demo'd th
monoshcock unicycle
inth surf and
at th rock venue
in th crowd
her son
went walkabout and
i played minder
+++
th time cops will
slam me man
+++
they dont care i
got a huge karma fixup
for those two dumb cops i killed
+++
fcuk man
+++
i agree with terry
embrace our
australian
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+++
The Kinks
'Set Me Free'
+++
ness
luv u terry
+++
mrs irwin
+++
named her daughter
little one
in th native tongue
bindy
+++
i got a lady friend called bindy
a lady i call
pooh
+++
damn she;s cute
+++
when yr daughter
***s of age
i may have to kill
several thousand suitors
+++
just lettin ya kno
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+++
shakespears sister
'you're history'
+++
w
+++
incredible balance and
level headed as
can i wait till she;s
fifty
+++
i know i live till at least 400 and
my chequered past and
future
swim in my vision
+++
she so level headed
+++
i am th witchdoctor
my patience dont die
one day
i wont seem so old
+++
i'm not growing up very well
i blame th crystal balls syndrome
stuck in puberty forever
it seems
+++
my initials bein pp
i
fear th peter pan syndrome
i played trumpet
3 yrs
with another guy
with initals
pp
+++
life is weird
+++
i still luvin music dude
how about u
last saturday night
found me
bottom end
of th valley of guts
the fortitude valley
singin ont h street conrner
offending ppl and
twistin heads
lost in th groove
+++
rememeber ur trumpet teacher ?
jazz man
+++
so few rules
+++
i wont sing their lyrics
just their tags
+++
and wot ***s t mind
th *****es dance and
ask me stupid questions
+++
how ya goin jess
wot she askin ya ?
+++
poor bastard
+++
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+++
Tism
'I'm On The Drug'
+++
paulie
appears to sing
when he appears
he is th
wizard
+++
sorry man
really
+++
he gettin too many dumb questions
big islander moari cross guyand
lovely muso
and way psychic
my appa logies
+++
u not th first
+++
i did song wit ya
four hrs
last sat night
+++
womble
lovely busker muso
****ed up freak
buggin **** outta me
ringin again
his ex
i'm sleepin in her bed
some weekends
+++
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+++
Metallica
'Metallica - Die Die My Darling'
+++
god no
i luv th *****
she just
looks too much like
toni pearen
grab a photo
it;s worth it
+++
cant take er anywhere
th gay *****es all
squirm all over er
i can pick em
+++
i got eneugh lesbian friends
+++
meet this moari chick who wants to **** me
+++
i'd do her with u
and throw in her boyfirend
they seem pretty mellow
yr boyfirend ****ed off last time
hasnt he changed since
+++
u ****in blew us off last time ****
i had to
+++
ah man
+++
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+++
Laurie Anderson
'Big Science'
+++
th hot redhead
who jumped on u
was th hottest **** i;ve had in yrs
+++
she was in versace lady jane;s league
with a mirror on each end of th bed to boot
+++
even yr ex misssus
is scratchin her head over that one
damn she danced good
i still got er number
+++
me and y old yr lady at th time
dirty danced wi her
on th podium
for so long
guys came up to me in th street
askin how i did it
+++
if ya have t ask
catwoman pissed herself laughing
+++
two stacked redheads under my arm
both dripping
+++
confidence helps
+++
oh and
if ya can dance liek a chick
even though ry a guy and
speakin yr mind
it's all good
+++
back it up *****
+++
spun his wheels
+++
and her boyfriends
andy girlfriend;s
and my other girlfriend;s
andmy othe girlfriends
i was busy
spun my boyfriend's wheels too
+++
pirate jenny
i'm not proud ok
+++
much didnt hit my diary
+++
i was livin in fiv ehosues and
started keepin a diary
adn immediatley move dinto
three houses
it was online
+++
morticia suspected but
kept her mouth shut
+++
it;s goin on 6 yrs
+++
damn surfers paradis eis pullin hard
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+++
28th Street Crew
'Cosmic Gate - Fire Wire'
+++
will ya go on a diet
and exercise regularly
and th same for yr girlfriend
willya also wear me ****in yr ex girlfriend and
these coupel ex girlfriends and
umm
maybe dom
+++
jeez
+++
wont sing wit ya otherwise
+++
best backing singer u ever had
i heard u skitin
+++
yr ex still skitin too
and dom
+++
couldnt keep his hand sof me at
his birthday party
i freaked
and his seven hange ron *****es
and his boyfriend
i still havent
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:16:45]
+++
Afroman
'Cause I Got High '
+++
gotten over it
+++
was too mcuh man
worse than those seven french chicks
knwo wot i mean
cmon wommmie
yr girlfriend luvs our tales
specially th true ones
+++
it was ****in xmas eve
i been datin this chick two eeks and
we ****ed off till four am
they were pretty
+++
suppsoed to be in at eleven
we'll be there
trust us
+++
chutzpah
she ****ed me stupid
+++
this chick man
her husband
dragged her off me
on th lounge
her daughter chucked a spack
+++
i gave he rmy last name
th oen i was born with
7 french chicks and
w were th entertainment
msucial and
otherwise
and
they all changed tack
i understand just enough french
+++
hi man
+++
we were just talkin about my ancestor
th head inquisitor
of th french inquisition
we were havin an argumant and
i was apologising
+++
u are a very lucky man
+++
he sat between us most of th rest of th night
we were
scandalous
+++
th only chick
with a guy there
most of th night
i was ****in swamped
umm
+++
****
+++
here smoek this
we *** b
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:22:04]
+++
Cat Stevens
'Longer Boats'
+++
earing drugs
and
we supply th live entertainment
+++
wommie on guitar
wal on drums and
paulei on
vocals
we'll just pour
several more joints down his throat and
several more boruboans and
ask im to close is eyes
u'll see why
+++
several broadslides on th unicycle and
+++
th dynamic has changed
+++
they know more abotu me than i do
th *****es ar elaughin at me wal
u lived with that oen long enough
u understand u prick
cn read yr mind
+++
u played drums for that
acdc cover band
on tour oz wide
so long
+++
all these chicks
drippin off ya
+++
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+++
Massive Attack
'What Your Soul Sings'
+++
tha ****ins ong u wrote was ****in amazing u dickherad
i gonna punch yr ****in head in
+++
wommei still spinnning
+++
u toured
oz wide wi wommie
+++
been i so many studios
wommie is screaming
u so far off th edge
wont lay wont
jam wont
****in get it together
stopped teaching
other drummers
i'm aghast
+++
**** that song was
+++
i could hear wommies chick
crying
in th bedroom
+++
after we finished singin it wal
he offered her to me
+++
no ****
+++
i cried
+++
i did fall asleep in her arms
+++
and wommie was in th bed
+++
they patient wi me
+++
damn
i also sleepin yr ex's bed
+++
hot redhead
page three model
+++
hey wal
+++
umm
+++
somehow
i have to get th three of us
in a recording studio
again
and i'm pu****n **** uphill
+++
wot francine said
+++
struck a chord
took me six yrs to understand
+++
wal looks like tarzan
+++
classic
mike th bike
+++
half th chicks i danced with
lusted after im
th chicks in is past
were stunning
and he cared less
+++
i slept on his floor
+++
wommie had a room at is unit
+++
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+++
Kanye West
'Golddigger Ft. Jamie Foxxx'
+++
****in sponge
his current ***** still whingin
+++
i'd sing with wommie all mnight and
sleep at th foot of his bed and
when we got up
wal would join us for a session and
a music jam
th jams were
special
+++
th *****es started hangin around
+++
catwmaon started ****in womble
morticia started ****in me
wal was runnin frm at least four that i know of
+++
we'd sit and compare notes
i got five mad *****es at th moment
all in luv wi me and
all mad as ****
+++
noen of em'll share
+++
damn she'd ebe a hot ***** if she lost some weight
i know i;m a ****
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:35:30]
+++
DJ Mike Llama
'Llama Whippin' Intro'
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:35:41]
+++
?
'Come Back To Me'
+++
hmm
+++
i dunno wal
that song
tore all three of us
hearts out
and th threof us
havent performed it together yet
i still got th lyrics
+++
only thing is
u know me
i';d have t drag a hot ***** into th booth wi me
can wommie handle it
+++
i aint layin it down otherwise
+++
it's a ****in love song
i aint singin it
less'n i got a ***** i luv
right in frnt of me
art
+++
u want er too
+++
when wommie was playin key board
and i had his *****
in th girls dunnies
at th gigs
smokin joints
me and her
well
we both ahd it
+++
i wasnt his backing singer
not even harmonizer
he threw me forward
+++
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+++
Jewel
'Jesus Loves You'
+++
****stirring pigs
+++
while singing on street corners
do some htings ever change
i had a police chase after it
last sat night
ah wommie
+++
pls wal
yr th holdout
+++
really
+++
jenny wuld get there
+++
book th room
+++
sometimes
u knwo th song will never
hear th light of day
pity
+++
it made me cry
i heard gail cryin
+++
it was our
fifth attempt at it
wommie playin director
another cut man
ah ****
+++
th voice is
ragged
+++
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+++
Romeo Void
'Never Say Never'
+++
my confidence that
i can hit those
high chick notes is
not there but
i'm pullin em
+++
****s me
+++
my eyes closed i'm just
singin to th music
i'll deal wi ppl's reactions to it
after mny eyes are open
pls stop squeelin
singin to what i hear
+++
u only sayin u wanna **** me
+++
just experience and
unrequited *** and drugs n rock nroll
only thousands of hours
that;s all
+++
but still
she claims she;s different
+++
ok
+++
if yr diary girl
isnt writin love songs to my left hand
i've lost my touch
+++
u'll forget th fact i've got a big dick
in time
+++
relax
+++
and try not to roll over
+++
if i dont marry u
i may not film u
takin it up th arse
while u ask for it
it;s a habit
+++
i'm tryn to kick it
+++
only twice so far
+++
umm
+++
**** she still luvs me
i know why
+++
hi
tarz
+++
nice tits
+++
turn around
wanna see if yr asrse is up to scratch
ok i'll dance wi u
+++
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+++
Budgie
'**** Disintegrating Parachutis'
+++
she'd fall to pieces
my old amn taught me well
+++
back it up *****
four other chicks
in line
to dance wi me
yr time long over
+++
always showed her special treatment
my girlfriend at th time
morticia
used to *****
+++
where's paulei sloped off to ?
havin a joint in th girls dunnies with catwoman
he p***** for a chick
th bouncers never ask
after seein im dance
th whoel floor confused
+++
even wi a beard
he just smiles as i walk thru th girls dunnie door
+++
doesnt knwo wot th **** i am
usually at th time
neither do i
some of mien and catwoman;s tales are umm
+++
we did wot
+++
so have we actually slept together ?
u think one of us would know
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:54:03]
+++
Presidents of the united state
'We Are Not Going To Make IT'
+++
hmm
+++
i'm invited fr th weekend
even if th kids are coming
as usual
+++
hmm
+++
th girls got up th nxt morning and found us
both crashed on th lounge room floor
+++
th nxt morning
one got up and
brought th baby to us
both crashed on th couch
i woke up soem time later
with th yougn fella on my feet
on th floor
hi mate
+++
nxt
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 01:56:01]
+++
Gorillaz
'DARE'
+++
time i woke up in her bed
+++
our court****p has been slow
but exciting
+++
i have some things to do
a stepson
i need to take chasin skatebowls
and some household chores
saturday i hope
+++
kinda firm
makes me hard
+++
so um
u want me to play dad to this girl or wot
+++
****in taxi drivers
ya know i had a police chase overo ne
i cut off
last saturday night
before ya tld me
her old man
cuttin her off
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Lola'
+++
hmmm
+++
umm
+++
i'm just bothered by th way she cuddles me ok
+++
like mother liek daughter
+++
they're too ****in damn stunning
and know it
and magic
and know it and
cunning
+++
u *****
+++
i luv er but
i call er ****head regular
+++
she answers her phoen with
hey you
she luvs me
+++
we hookup and
a weendend disappears
th vegetarian *****
shouted me lamb roast lunch
last tiem we hooked up
she ****in luvs me
+++
ah man
+++
i'll call u tomorrow
will have th house t myself
anythin is possible
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 02:04:19]
+++
The Kinks
'Shangri-La'
+++
cow
+++
****head
+++
page three model
+++
temptress
+++
magic ***** wot txts me with
wot';s for breakfast
wehn i'm cookin
bacon and eggs for dinner
that freaked me
and yr daughters
and yr ex
and his girlfriend
+++
fcuk
+++
both mother and daughters
fellas
are goin inside
+++
and they;ve started livin toigtehr
off and on
again
she stayed a week and
+++
yeah alright
ya know wot th goth ***** told me
last tiem we talked
+++
****in ell
+++
well we could
she got a good enough body
+++
where was i ?
+++
wot's yr ****in mother up to ?
+++
wots ****in womble up to ?
+++
tht was a weird phone convo
+++
last night
+++
it'll cost u
th three of us
in th recording studio
u wont do it
+++
**** th ads ad
+++
u wont get wal in there
+++
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+++
Bjork
'Crying'
+++
Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 02:09:54]
+++
Garbage
'Queer'
+++
ya freaked im out
pirate jenny can live with it
u not th first
nor him
if truth be told
me and a lady friend
and another lady firend
explored possibilities one night
many wines
and bongs
+++
i dunno wommie
+++
if one of yr
step children
knocks on yr dorr
and asks for help
i know how u;ll react
same way i did
+++
one of us dude
+++
umm
she got her own attitude
u might be surprised
+++
i was
+++
get those leakie titties away frm me
+++
wot are ya tellin me dear ?
+++
first drugs u ever smoked wi yr mother
+++
thnk u for th honour
+++
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+++
Do Re Mi
'Man Overboard'
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Plastic Man'
+++
think i was jenny at th time
creatin a mellow mood
+++
lets go party wi th hot blonde nxt door
i'm incorrigble
but they both came
+++
we had fun
+++
jeez her sister is a bit hot isnt she
+++
thought she was gunna **** th table
+++
is this th b***** u were tellin me about >?
she'll do
u wanna dance wi th ***** >?
i'll sound er out
+++
well she wants to **** u
+++
i'm pretty sure
+++
well umm
+++
she reckons she can dance
we both smiled
+++
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+++
bob marley
'Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry'
+++
ok dear
+++
i wonder
wot catwoman shared
when i was racin her young fella up th hill
+++
after four hrs
all five of my *****es
would scream
they were ****ed
and wanna be taken home
+++
catwoman
generally outlasted em
she saw many dawns
+++
only sabrina
and she owned a dance shop
+++
lived to dance
+++
once upon a time
+++
i'd sit with her father
and yack
**** we got on
+++
cruise in with
abourbosn and
drugs and
two of my girlfirends
runnin after me
hey old timer
+++
drippin sand all over
th cleanin freaks floors and
care factor nill
+++
she luved me for it
+++
a trail of sand
thru th house
th ****in unicycle man
hgas been here
+++
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+++
Gorillaz
'DARE'
+++
facepaint
all over th bathroom
all over my couch
all over my bedroom and
bed and
i got bits on me
+++
morticia txted
he rbathroom also covered in facepaint and
catwoman and womble dropepd thru fr brunch
their bathroom covered in paint too
paulei got aroudn last night
+++
i rememeber dancin with u
and u goin hoem with morticia
and u and
catwmaon
shanghaing me
to go dancing again
+++
th rest is a blur
+++
paulei got up at dawn and
took catwoman hoem and
came back to bed
+++
th morning
we woke up
with minka
+++
hi
+++
wow
+++
paulei and sabrina and minka
ina bed
tryin to go to sleep
we were watchin big brother and
**** we were out of it
+++
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+++
Pink Floyd
'Echoes'
+++
i had
a lovely evening
th psyhcic ***** inside me
let down so many times i
**** i was wet
+++
this ***** is so famous
every kiwi i meet
seems to know her
by her first name and
+++
well sabrina was stacked
+++
mortiucia wantedto **** er again
just wouldnt share me
their sharing arrangement was weird
+++
i slept with
morticia
firday and saturday nightsand
wi sabrina sunday nights and
th odd weeknight
i;'d see morticia th odd weeknight
aand catwmaon
+++
and minka
+++
ad
+++
and th irish chick who said
as ya do
a lot
so hot
+++
**** she was hot
+++
who was that hot blond morticia
ya played tennis with
+++
i see u
+++
th things we'd discuss
+++
i got caught ****d
on morticia;s balcony
by so many of her girlfriends i
got a bit immune
i apologise
+++
more her doing than mine
i knwo u understand
+++
u were out last time i called
ya skinny
mad dancin *****
one of morticias neighbours
we danced a lot
+++
unfinished business
+++
i dont think we told morticia
that sabrina and i
bedded minka
we were all a little hazy
+++
even my online diary at th time
clouded th **** out of it
+++
wot did really happen
+++
i remember bein th first one to strip
and havin a shower
unusual in that crowd
+++
womble was convinced
th three of us had been ****ing
+++
catwoman too
by th sound of it
+++
a psychic orgy was had
all three of us would admit that
but beyond that
+++
it would've seemed
shallow
i know we all got off
can still feel that buzz
+++
sabrina wanted two guys i wanted
two chicks
we played a lot
+++
sometimes we
+++
got lost
+++
how many tequilas did we drink wi that guy ?
+++
u and i both starte dwi
seven scotches and
i was jenny all night
+++
cow
+++
he was nicer than u were
+++
we shoudla dragged lea anne into yr bed
+++
we agreed about jess
didnt we ?
+++
dont crap me girl
i was yr warlock fr too long
you as gay as yr sister
+++
i danced wi u fr far too long
+++
we drove minka nuts
+++
and enjoyed it
+++
she took it worse than my testicles
which all three of us found funny
jeez morticia was good
+++
she dropped im off
in a drained condition
and jess bopped in th door
half an hour later
and had seen em
half an hour earlier at morticias
+++
just climbed out of bed
+++
ah ****
+++
jess has tumbled into our relation****p
found me in bed with sabrina
+++
i had a cup of coffe wi her
half an hour ago
at morticias
+++
i got two personalities and
u th only poerson ever
to ahve caught both
in bed with their girlfirend
in oen day
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and all three ochicks
studying
\counsellng and
psychilogy together
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we each had
a silver hatch
it was cute
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and when jess
wander into
sabrinas bedroom
oh dear
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that;s a mighty big hardon for a female personality
i was in it
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jess couldnt make head or tail out our relation****p
none of us could either
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th thign was
th three of us
used t travel together
and go dancing together
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broke my heart
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it didnt work
it was never
goin to work
if morticia hadnt dropped me
and
sabrina and ihadnt taken up wi each other and
morticia hadnt dived back na nd
catwomand and womble and
ah man
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bail
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i bounced around houses like
a ping pong ball
ventually
i started a diary
help me man
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six yrs ago
this june 25
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i'm still datin this one
that oen will never go away
we arent talkin but
she'll never go away
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Jessica Simpson
'These Boots (Are Made For Walk'
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yeah but is she really ****able
morticia would say
yes
but cause of her tits
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i can only handle so much stupidity
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take to trippin th ***** for laughs
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if she couldnt talk
she;d be a fourteen
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maybe if she just said less
no chick ****
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a thirteen
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just take yr clothes off and stand over there
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more drugs over here...
nice tits
i agree wi morticia
have to use my ex
th head witch's
luv of breats
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i'm a pirate
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luv ya;s hard
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
could she be
she who sits in puddles
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i know it;s a hot blonde
th fun is in searching
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RadioHead
'Everything in it's Right Place'
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