The Witchdoctors Rehab DIaries ( nippleclamp )
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Golden Earring
'Twilight Zone '
it wasnt kind to my body
i only got back on th unicycle
nippleclamp
two days ago
two four day cycles and half way thru another one
till i could get some relief
a little comfortably numb
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higher testicle pain for ten days is
out of order
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i should be able to climb on it again today
still recovering
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wwont talk to a woman
for longer than it takes to buy
my cigarettes
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been burned
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worse
she knew wot she woz doing
tryin to kill me
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u arent nickie kidman mate
an ex page three model yes but
she could kill me in two days flat
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i'm still whinging
although this time
my body didnt go gray
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and my heart didnt stop
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just missed four out of ten ejaculations
i can live with that
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still in rehab though
no chicks
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congrats to kylie
makin it fr 20 yrs
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i dont much like chicks but
not always prejudiced
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kylie a better teaser than u mate
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i wouldnt go into a trecording studio with her either
without bein laid
goin in
and out
sorry wommie
that's th rules of my body
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unrequited *** and drugs n rock n roll
is both borin and painful
i dont do it anymore
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hurts
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Machine Gun Fellatio
'The mirrorball's starting to rock'
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got *****ed at fr
killin off
the singin unicycle man
th real truth is
th brisbane ****y council
did most of it
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cant sing without my unicycle bein there
and havin taken me there
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when th ****s
send u a letter
a fine
by registered mail
for ridina bicycle
thru their entertainment zone
after midnight
hang on
i only got one wheel
and i was singin
on a street corner
cant fight city hall
they almost know as much as
chicks
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for sale
one set of encyclopaedias
recently married and
the wife knows everything
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must come with th vagina
th knowledge that ya know everything
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"cept how to care fr testicles"
no man
that's a not caring issue
"it;s a psychic ***** feedin off my pain"
they all do that
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Cat Stevens
'Where Do The Children Play?'
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in th bush mostly
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cant play in frnt of women
they too intent on killin me
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i did kill a lot of ppl for oz but
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i lost my kamra fixup
runnin around
puttin smiles on dials
to make up fr th
deaths i caused
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it's up to kuta lady now
to protect oz
she got a karma fixup
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carin fr disabled ppl
who beat her up
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tetra's mostly
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and she doesnt want to do it
knows u ****s wont help her
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but yr a chick mate
u'll get more sup****t
she still wont do it
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got th magic
yeah i hate chicks but
she got th magic
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if u dont do it
i dont know who will
kuta spinning
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Cat Stevens
'Oh Very Young'
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ok kuta
she still too young
over 21 but
she's already burned out
th magic killin er
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got this track frm kuta lady
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sorry babe
u and th other kuta lady
introduced me to
kuta
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my motorcycle mates are callin again
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my bike club is callin
i can face em again now
and i havent gone to
social events
with chicks at em
since b4 little brothers birthday
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he still screamin
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The Cranberries
'No Need To Argue'
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but not at me
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help me get out of these
3 way psychic connections bro
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full disclosure
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into rehab
no chicks visiting and
minimal contact
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if i can get
20 mintues
on th unicycle
down a country lane
i can get th nuts
comfortably numb and
continue healing
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if some ****wit
doesnt ask me
where's yr other wheel ?
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when it gets dark and
th ppl thin out
i'll go th shop in th car
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Ween
'Voodoo Lady'
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my voodoo still firin on all cylinders but
i've lost th plot again
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kuta given me a
nasty enough landed curse
against dr death frm bundaberg
th hospital saga
i got an out
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i can walk now
kuta lady wont talk to me
course
she leavin twon int wo weeks herself
abandoning kuta
so she says
yeah babe
so have i
many times
but i got my out frm kuta
th magic stingless beehive
finally ****in paid me
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th system is
barely lookin after me
but not game to let go
makes me think kindly of em
u know
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wont acknowledge me but
never stop me
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make it easier fr her guys
she aint go tmy
blue balls testicl
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Metallica
'Metallica - Die Die My Darling'
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es
she needs a real card
licence to kill
i was black enough
th pigs wouldnt touch me anyway
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otherwise i fear fr australia
with
TAASS not doin it's job
and it;s star killer
out of action
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i can protect myself
cant sneak up on me
and got my life back
after six yrs
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fr th record kuta lady
i'm still trading on th
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Ian Dury & The Blockheads
'Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick'
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first kill
kutaman got
in this tome
this my coda
christopher skase
and that was on page two
i think u could do as good a job
with a little more help than i had
i had some
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just not open
a black organisation right
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i owe th feds one
i got kicked of
myspace fr th following
How to kill senior federal police officers and get away with it
i still cruised that dui
drunk driving charge
while paris was inside
just ****stirring
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if th DPP
get their
full
judical investigation
the australian aborginal secret service
will get most of th blame
if they ever
decide to let it go public
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a guy th other week
said i ws
infamous
that iw ouldnt be famous till i died
i get th last laugh ****
stuck in pouberty
everybody i know
will be intheir graves
long before i die
part of
my curse
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Tool
'Cesaro Summability'
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wot i get
fr bein descended frm a pope
a holy roman em****er no less
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latest thinkin is
i have a
generational psychosomatic illness
all my ancestors
bothered cause they knew
they shouldnt have kids
descended frm tht pope
the head inquisitor of th french inquisition
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i left my
answer to wot he done
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Frente
'Bizarre Love Triangle'
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left my proof of magic
in th record and
now i can
leave it behind
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th future knows me
good enough
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frm my online diary
that survives
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i pass fr
black and white and
boy and girl
some of th argumants
i listened to
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i guess i'm
wotever u think i am
its how
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Nickelback
'Nickelback - Learn The Hard Wa'
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u treat me
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th black honey man
kutaman
with beautiful clear sweet girls voice
vice president of a motorcycle club still
real motorcycle clubs
NEVER
let go
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later ****s
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BLACK
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p.s.
pirate jenny
has left th blog
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Do Re Mi
'No fury'
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