pirate jenny blown (not wet)
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little brother
got caught fr speeding
th first time in liek
ten yrs
psychic mungrel
i got doen fr drink driving th nxt night
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Mudvayne
'Happy'
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yeah i'm happy
lost my magic immunity frm th cops
dont have t be
the witchdoctor of australia
anymore after 23 sep 2007
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i did pick it as a disaster date
ws supposed ot be
\a cat five hurricane
crossing yucatan peninsula
it came a month early
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yeah ya dickhead cop
psychics do fuckup occasionally
u watch to much fuckin tv
think psychic means
yopu have ot get everythign right
allt h time
wot a fuckhead
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fr wot it;s worth
th arresting officer
did ask me
not to point th bone of death at im
jst doin his job
u know
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well i do have
360 thousand
confirmed kills
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i wont take it out on u man
would u book james bond ?
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would james bond
kill u fr puttin a dui conviction on his record ?
"probly"
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Noosha Fox
'Only you can (Single Version)'
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ah man
i'll be so glad
to stop bein secret agent
triple o
invisible but
deadly
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an when i burn my
home version of wot yr readin online
all th other secrets go poof as well
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i cant
do anythign about my
protection spell
on our aussie troops
the land
my god
has removed my magic
protection
that stopped me bein prosecuted
fr drivin drunk
to go ride a unicycle
thru crowds of ppl
puttin smiles on dials
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thank u kuta
she's let me go
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i cant protect th oz troops
with my magic after sep 23
sorry
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that spell did work pretty well
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ah well
i get to keep my stonking huge magic
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A Perfect Circle
'Rose'
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i dont need fucking records
i did this
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i wont
have to
pointht bone of death online
avengin aussie deaths
liek th night before
th pakistan earthuquake
a hundred thousand died th nxt day
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hard to live with
my online death curse
at th islamic terrorist cunts
th night before it hit
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not as bad as
puttin a
blood money curse
on th net
seven days before
th world trade centre
parked itself in it;s basement
osama took credit
my biggest magic
usually arrives on day seven
is in th public record
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i ws an instrument
of th land
my
god
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which has removed my
protections frm prosecution
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Basement Jaxx
'Where's Your Head At'
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six yrs of
drivin drunk
tryin to get caught
and flyin on auncicyle
after mdinight
thru th fortitude valley
singin on street corners and
smokin drugs in th street and
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for it to be over
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he never gets done fr speeding
my little brother
his licence almost clean
they never see him
sorry
very occasionally
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world is full of fucking idiots
who think
that wot they know about psychic is
cause they seen televesion
programs
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the willing suspension of disbelief
makes daniel radcliffe
th greatest magician on earth
get fucked
+++
yeah fuck he's special
and rich
maybe he can
protect our troops in iraq
as good as i have
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i doubt it
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th guy that plays kenny
th dunny cleaner
int h movie
tried fr five minutes
to convince this guy
and his child
that he wasnt
really kenny
but an actor
but he never did get thru
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still convinced he;s a real plumber
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The Kinks
'Sittin' on My Sofa'
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thjink i'll
sit on my sofa
and laugh at all u stupid cunts
whiel i
do my pennance
fr drivin drunk
and finally gettin caught
fuck u ppl are dumb
hang yr heads in shame
ah no
u'll just
laugh at me
dont believe a word
do u think i care ?
i get to keep
my stonking huge magic
it will
still protect me frm
rocks fallin frm th sky
but not u
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or daniel
if th only real magic trick he can do is
spin his hand
360 degrees
a nice party trick but
it doesnt kill
a hundred thousand ppl th nxt day
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for every action
there's an equal
and oppsite reaction
so it doesnt matter how big my magic is
daniel radcliffe
harry potter
is still better than i am
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Marianne Faithfull
'Pirate Jenny'
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i cant live with that
u cunts can get fucked
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfeR"
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p.s.
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Disturbed
'Liberate'
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