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weening to beer

by the land surfer <pepp@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sep 29, 2007 at 08:49 AM

weening to beer
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:13:58]
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Easy Star All Stars
'Us and Them'
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i should do th right thing


jst got backin th door

surfed to th pub


on th mad unicycle

for a sixpack of beer


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second day in a row

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one cone of marijuana

lef tint h mullbowl and

i lose my licence in a couple of weeks


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wont be as easy to get then

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my testicle pain will go up


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i'll keep that cone
fr later in th night

24 hour party people is on telly

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only been a week
since i had an eckie

i shoudl b able to

fly anyway

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like carryin that sixpack

double bagged

up at th top of th spine


doen wonders fr my upper back

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man that's slidin down nice

thought i ws a bourbon drinker

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who am i kidding


five yrs or more

singin on street corenrs

i'll drink anything


and smoke anything

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any brand of ciggie keeps me happy

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that pack's empty

gone back to 



rollies

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watchin th pennies

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no blakc money comin in and

if i go off th weed

i'm jst complying with th law


i dont see th problem

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yeah i'll kill more ppl


nasty warlock

offensive mind powers



so

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i dont feel like

ridin my unicycle

to my dealers place

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:20:25]
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Skyhooks
'why don't you all get fucked'
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about my view

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ya cant man
it sticks out too much


monoshock suspension unicycle

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i'll have to ween off

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maybe a stick


round mid week and

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it's not my fuckin problem

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th sore testicles will

bein my real psyche


demand some deaths

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i'll bee happy to oblige

peasants givin me th shits

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my ego will go up


it will

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th pot keeps it

almost at bay

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cn i go back t complying with th laws of th land ?

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i dont see i have a choice

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:24:44]
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James Blunt
'Goodbye My Lover'
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bastards took my favourite hashpipe and

all my emergency supply of weed

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and if th testicle pain goes stellar

mr and miss
police officer

do u have any suggestions


as an officer of th court

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all gone silent

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should of

read my fuckin record

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i'll try and explain
to th poor cunts that are gunna die



that my massive magic
which is attached

to my sore testicles is


fuckin fractious and

soem cunt has to pay

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wont make em feel better

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bt i know me

and th trail of dead bodies behind me

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that part of it

i'll enjoy

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th last time i really tried

i ws in th thick of th bike world

everybody smoked


i lasted


fifteen

yrs

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till big fella started hangin around

liek a bad smell

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:29:30]
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Kevin Bloody Wilson
'Cum Chin Mi Gurlflen'
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u said wot to my girlfriend ?

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cricket bat on standby

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never mind th lubrication


jst get a fourteen pound sledge hammer



wedge side in first i think

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th shit;s makin me too fuckin docile

i woulda put th cunt in hospital

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:31:19]
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Armin Van Buren & DJ Tiesto
'Eternity'
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who dont i liek this week ?

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i set a trap to

catch a few


unwary trolls

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i'm always

ready to show my gift off


killin ppl who annoy me

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maybe

pick a pretty magic woman
andkill everythign around her

that's annoying her


wouldnt be th first time

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th smart ones


run away

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not that

that helps

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:34:49]
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Frente
'Bizarre Love Triangle'
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last deah curse i threw


across th pacific

th guy died right on time


7 days later

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i trust it

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there's this oen 
papparazo

i got a clear flash of

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yeah maybe

bt umm


u dont mind if ten die


at th same time do ya

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easier fr me

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:36:48]
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Marylin Manson
'This Is The New Shit'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:37:09]
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Joe Walsh
'The Confessor'
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i cn go four days

without medication


without too many

outside effects creepin in

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not my problem 

my magic is too big

to be contained in my body

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live larger than life

nearly always have

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tell im to write  a will dear



th sore testicled


warlock 


with

th most aggressive mind powers on th earth is



annoyed at im

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my record is fuckin ugly

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well it wont get any better

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beer isnt a patch on pot

fr testicle pain relief


still better than a chick though

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talk about false advertising

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cheers


thanks thang

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i could go back to runnin two

not hard


jst treat em liek shit

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a man does many dumb things


nippleclamp th unicycle

loves ridin dwn th gravel verge

with a sixpack above th shoulder line



weighs th suspension down more

i cn ride slower

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cricket bat on standby

in case nya fuckwits should

ask 


where's yr other wheel



do u really wanna know ?


guess

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:44:44]
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Hunters and Collectors
'The Slab'
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i know
it;s a medical impossibility

to stick it up his arse


bt we'll give it a good go

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fuckin safety bicycle rider
u ride a girls bike

jst smiel and nod

or we wont


unglue yr dick frm th seat

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pussies

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dripping wet pussies

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scuse i

..
..
..


pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:47:15]
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Massive Attack
'Protection'
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weening to beer
the land surfer <pepp@  2007-09-29 08:49:04 

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