Subject: Part Four of Lost Bloggers of the Outernet
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Subject: Part Four of Lost Bloggers of the Outernet
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One of my babies is missing
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[umm boss]
[we found an escape pod in one of the]
[baby space****p catch nets]
[from th passenger liner we snotted]
[we have a survivor]
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:13:31]
+++
Moby
'****celain'
+++
thank you jenny.exe
+++
make her comfortable and
i'll contact th insurance mob
with cover on th
unfortunate liner
+++
we cant give th ***** a ****p
she'll have to sue th insurance company
+++
"hmm"
+++
[deal made with insurance mob they'll]
[take that 243 km long baby ****p we]
[wanna get rid of]
+++
ok we stick th ***** in it and
send it back to civilisation
no wurries
+++
[she doesnt agree]
[wants to talk to th captain]
+++
how far down th ****p is she ?
[fifty thousand kilometres]
tell her to get ****ed
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:17:27]
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The Kinks
'Starstruck'
+++
[she still wants to speak to th captain]
have u told her th passenger cabin
doesnt meet th crew quarters
takes a spacewalk
+++
[yes]
[she still arguin]
tell her th truth
i'm allergic to women
+++
[still doin her nut]
put th ***** on screen
+++
hi
look
i'm sorry my ****p
ate yr ****p but
i'm just followin th law
my ****p done a deal with th iunsurance mob already
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:20:00]
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Basement Jaxx
'Where's Your Head At'
+++
i cant give u a ****p legally
u will be placed on an oversize baby ****p
and sent back to civilisation
if u steal th ****in thing
on th way
not my problem
end transmission computer
+++
ok ****p
my inventory shows
two ****ps left when she departed
+++
RING RING
+++
RING RING
+++
pick that up will ya
+++
gday
+++
no
we despatched a 243 km long shark class space ****p to u
waddya mean ya didnt receive it
+++
oh
a hundred kilometre
baby space ****p
arrived empty
instead
no passenger
+++
hmm
+++
jenny.exe
front and centre
did u help this woman steal that ****p ?
+++
i apologise
my ****p
appears to have cut another deal
+++
end transmission
+++
fuk im
+++
at that size they
worth th same money
+
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:24:36]
+++
A Perfect Circle
'The Nurse who Loved Me'
+++
tell im to read his guide to
space ****p prices
and stop bothering me
th bill is paid
**** off
+++
se walked away with
far more than they would have paid her
how was her trip down th
escape pod
deceleration tube
ok
+++
lucky *****
she musta been in it
when we took out th liner
was inspecting it hey
doin a drill
lucky she had th door closed
saved her life
+++
psychic cow
+++
i agree with th ****ps actions
put it in th log
+++
wendy
we'll meet again
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:27:53]
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Amy Winehouse
'Rehab'
+++
had th stones to
leave a record in my log
complaining
she only got a third full belly in th craft
sheesh
+++
she bounces back fast
+++
i dunno
th beast had just had
a full refit of it;s
mouth
a new and larger set of teeth and
+++
th nerve of er
+++
insurance mob;s comuters
say she didnt have any relatives on th liner
and our apolgies int h record
hit at over light speed
fair and square
we didnt have to pay off
+++
dont give me this
trauma ****
this is normal life
+++
magic *****
was lucky enough
to escape a
quarter million kilometre long
space****p
takin out her liner and
eatin it
whiel i was asleep
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:31:40]
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Various Artists
'Jefferson Airplane / White rab'
+++
isnt she smart enough to sell her story
jenny
release th pics to th media and
show th vid of
of her goin down th
deceleration tube
+++
and hack into th pod's
memory
+++
lets see her walkin into it
and closin th door
+++
ok send that bit to her only
+++
she owes me a hundred kilometre long
baby ****p
th first
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:34:12]
+++
4 Non Blondes
'?'
+++
one her ****p builds
will be sent back to us
send it
+++
she not happy but
i control her computer
+++
th ****p will send it back
+++
stop *****in
it half built already
clingin to th hull
+++
doin my bookwork
+++
drug time
..
..
..
[boss i count 203 little ****ps]
[currently feeding from th]
[gills of th mother ****p debris]
[do we need that ****p back?]
+++
no but
it's th principal of th thing
i didnt mind her stealin a ****p
whose idea was it to t give those ****s one
all gone silent
+++
[nuclear explosion off th poort bow
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:39:31]
+++
Visage
'Fade to grey (Remix)'
+++
]
+++
its one of ours isnt it ?
+++
[nother one just gone off, off th starboard bow]
+++
BOOM
[cascade boss]
[th whole ****p's batteries]
[all just decided to unload one]
+++
[we must of taken in too much plutonium in th last week]
+++
[we could raise th stores count]
[and make another storage bunker]
too many onboard now
+++
just make sure th batteries are
stopped from loosin off excess
when we got company
"unless attacked"
+++
not goin fast enough
otherwise we 'd throw em out th rear
wastin energy
and goin too slow
+++
****in sharks
+++
throw five percent of our nuclear arsenal out th rear end
and lets get th **** out of here
+++
got five different propulsion systems and
so much redundancy
always a trail of matter we dont want
waftin out th bum
+++
[crazi ivan]
thanks for th headsup
i'm already hangin on to something
+++
[clearing datum]
..
..
..
+++
ZAP
+++
moreliek fly
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:46:08]
+++
Tokyo Ghetto *****
'Tokyo Ghetto ***** - I Want Yo'
+++
ing submarines
+++
break out th ****p's bong
SMOKO
..
..
..
[one of th baby ****ps doin point duty has re****ted]
[a BOrg vessel]
th ****s dont know how dangerous
solipsism is do they
[no]
+++
is it small enough to fit in our gob ?
[we could swallow it whole but]
[these are Borg]
our last run in was
nasty
+++
hmm
+++
[they not stupid enough to]
[use a tractor beem on us again]
[sucked thirty shark ****ps right thru it]
+++
not to mention
th big btich
much bigger gravitational object than them
keeps draggin you to it;s
mouth
doesnt have to move to eat
+++
have they opened com's ?
[no]
[playing dead]
[no lights]
+++
have they scanned th mother ****p yet ?
+++
[they know there only one human life sign aboard]
[the bee hiive condfuised them]
th stingless bees will do that to ya
+++
it bigger than their normal
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:53:40]
+++
Big Audio Dynamite II
'The Globe'
+++
cube
+++
[we dont need th mass boss]
[still doin repairs frm our last encounter]
+++
how'd we come out of it ?
[about even]
+++
well if they arent threatening any humans then
i spose we can leave em bee
+++
[they'll follow us]
they can eat my dust
not th only ones
+++
relax jenny
nuthing can find a human
inside of one of these things
+++
cant even read my life signs but
they knwo who we are
+++
got more armour around my
****ps bridge than
they got around their whole
cube
+++
[yeah but their new armour is]
[shark class space ****p teeth]
+++
[we dont break up hulls boss]
[throw em into stars]
+++
[we made it, we cant break it]
+++
jenny
we destroy black holes as
a matter of daily business
these ****ers are wipe outable
+++
[no they;re not]
+++
but they wont touch us
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:59:37]
+++
The Kinks
'Better Things'
+++
it's a
quarter of amillion kilometres long and
we stopped it growin any longer
we can turn th feature back on but
there isnt much a
quarter million click long shark
need fear
+++
vapourizes most of it;s prey
in th intial attack at over light speed
all that mass behind th mouth
+++
we could take that cube
theoretically
+++
leave remote probes and
have th odd one return to th ****p with a re****t
+++
[no use insto communicator?]
no
they;ve cracked it
+++
[ok boss]
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:02:38]
+++
Golden Earring
'Radar Love'
+++
come hoem to mummy and
tell me wot th ****s have been up to
+++
they so good at electronical jamming
we gone low tech
+++
film and
mechanical devices
+++
[doin translation to computer readable format]
+++
[here's th mpegs]
+++
bein selective wot they use for mass
but interesting
+++
yr right
it is growin
+++
got a shark class space ****p
dermal skin
+++
well lasers
are gunna be in trouble meetin that
+++
keep an eye on
how thick they building and
keep in mind we can tip th
horizon of a black hole
anytime we want to
we still cartin that singularity ?
+++
it;s a ****in heavy tail
+++
she eject so much mass
when she asked to
we have to keep checking th inventory
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:09:06]
+++
Wolfmother
'Minds eye'
+++
i can think of
maybe five ways
i can use wot we got
to wipe yr cube
off my viewscreen but
u ****s are evrywhere
+++
got other smart critters to go hunt
that soem mad human dreamt up
or
alien
+++
fortunately
most of them
think small
+++
th kind of critters who
only wanna run th planet
they livin on
**** that;s thinkin small
+++
think big
+++
th size of my shark space****p gives me
a fair degree of immunity
+++
and even in th ****ps gig
a mere hundred kilometres long
not much can swallow us
and live to tell th tale
+++
not th standard model
and
th mother ****p
behaves like shark
it swallow u with
me inside it and
i still come out unscathed
+++
been there
done that
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:14:11]
+++
?
'?'
+++
nicole kidman
sparkling diamond
+++
all those huge diamonds
in th mouth of th leviathan
+++
th amount of planets we had to crack and
still crack
for raw materials
+++
th borg know abou th other
hundred thousand or so
who counts
of over hundred thousand kilomtere long sharks
+++
if we blow u up fine enough we can
just all wander thru th mess
we'll reclaim th metals
+++
just thinkin out loud
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:16:57]
+++
City High
'Caramel (Remix)'
+++
he didnt ****in threaten me on this meeting
+++
we not picard
+++
magic is
makin th borg spin their heads
+++
i dont ask th navy
how big they build
they get th cream of resources
+++
bump into em occasionally
my ****p too big for them
+++
havent had to call
them
for rescue
+++
when th navy claims a system
no life signs in it and
they takin everything
they shoot at everything
+++
i'm th same
+++
**** off ****s
find yr own
+++
read th posted warnings on th way in
+++
got 230 odd baby ****ps
runnin around feeding while
th big mother
blowin up all th planets
one by one
+++
its a ****n mess at th moment
+++
whoops
just ate a baby
and spat it out th gill
+++
a bit of hull damage no
worries
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:22:12]
+++
Hunters and Collectors
'The Slab'
+++
baby ****ps
comin to th mouth of th mother ****p
and
droppin morsels down its gullet
+++
little buggers are full
preprocessing now
+++
wot's that ****in plaent made up of jenny ?
+++
ok crack th ****in thing open
+++
RING RING
when we're done feedin th beasts jenny
+++
if it other human shark ****ps
they can wait
+++
nice little gas giant
wot have u got in yr heart
i can use
+++
release th baby sharks
+++
ah man
make em disgorge their full loads into th mother ****p and
start anew
+++
start packin fill segments with
raw mixed high grade mass and
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:26:13]
+++
Nirvana
'Paper Cuts'
+++
lets chop that mess down to
an eatable size for th rest of humanity
+++
when they've all
flown thru here and
thinned it out considerably
they'll blow th star
so thick in this bit of space
there another a light yr distant
+++
..
..
..
ok
major feeding operations are over for now
recall all our babies and
we'll leave wot;s left to th other sharks
we're outta here
pick a direction jenny
oh and
pack me a bong
..
..
..
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:30:23]
+++
Limp Bizkit
'Rollin (Uncensored)'
+++
a month frm now
i'll have another five hundred
hundred kilometre long
baby ****ps
all clamouring for food
mindless missiles
+++
stoppin th ***** growin has
some expected consequences
+++
gift two hundred of th new batch to
nigel six and
have em send emselves to em
as soon as they all tested
+++
their war with nigel five is gettin bloody
+++
[the man will give a similar number to nigel fiv
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:34:06]
+++
Metalica
'The Unnamed Feeling'
+++
e]
+++
it'll stop em arguing
at least with guns
+++
a bit of feeding and
th ****p's computers will start makin
bigger weapon systems
+++
[hardwired in]
+++
it;s alive dude
+++
u cant kill it
+++
****in wendy
at 243 clicks long
she got a ****p
that can crack planets
[and eat em]
+++
[the human compact]
+++
it'll keep growing
and it;ll keep having babies
who u give em to is
sometime;s th ****p's decision
+++
all of em are linked and
always will be
a shark hive
+++
if u obtain one and
dont speak english
u have to learn th language to fly it
otherwise it just sit there
it;ll still eat
+++
oh it will crack yr language but
it only respond to
english tongue commands
kind of im****tant over light speed
+++
u better learn then
enough supplies onboard a baby ****p to
keep u alive five yrs or more
th ****p always catchin somethin
+++
it wont attack another shark class ****p
on purpose
u gotta be smarter than th ****p
difficult
+++
u'll learn to think in english
and that makes u
talkable to
+++
if yr language any good
we'll steal bits of it
+++
our history
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:41:15]
+++
1200 Techniques
'Karma'
+++
otherwise ya couldnt deal with
traffic control
when ya hit th
denser bits of
so called empty space
+++
u got no idea
hwo many shark class ****ps
are out there
we dont either
+++
none of th ****p's
would fill out th e man;s
census form
+++
we know they;re out there but
+++
space is big
+++
so yr lost dude
ya gotta near impervious space****p
why sit on yr arse
+++
too small to crack solar systems yet but
go and play in an asteroid belt for a whiel man
is fun at speed
+++
it'll make ya a better pilot and
yr ****p will grow and
make things u aint got now
+++
arent u into th ****ps help system yet ?
dickhead
+++
th first ****t of call
+++
if u articulate th word help
th ****ps computer will respond with
it;s standard greeting
which u can change
+++
hey **** is
still considered crude
+++
gorgeous
female head appears
a hologram
hey ****
how ya goin ?
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:46:51]
+++
Korn
'Korn - Mr. Rogers'
+++
my name is jenny.exe
+++
a pleasure to meet u mr rogers
+++
he's lying
it;s australian slang i speak
+++
not english at all
+++
well
+++
can i help u ?
+++
a list of all th things th ****p can build
that arent currently available
[proscribed]
+++
u'll be informed
frm time to time
wot has been added
+++
less u catch it
+++
i'm sorry
it always building nuclear weapons
part of th
emergency drive system and
defense and
for feeding man
+++
breaks big chunks into little chunks
+++
occasionall
yif th racks are full
a cascade will go off and
we get a light show
full length of th ****p
+++
means th ****p is
well stocked
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:52:09]
+++
Noosha Fox
'Only you can (Single Version)'
+++
wot did she just say ?
playin ancient music computer
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:52:58]
+++
Pink Floyd
'Echoes'
+++
and again
+++
th gravity indicator
doesnt tell me its
a borg cube but
ya get a feeling for these
things
+++
when five or six of th big buggers
sharks
have come up and sniffed it
they'll move along
+++
if to many of us
free agensts
come up and sniff at it
th navy will intrude
+++
**** knows wot they;d do
+++
dont seem to be sharing their rulebook
+++
all i know is
nigel four
pays tax to em
+++
nigel five and
nigel six are
hangin around
different stars and
are still arguing
+++
mad ****s
+++
[black hole alert]
cant u see these things earlier ?
+++
[it not listed]
+++
where's it headed ?
+++
we werent on divergent paths
just followin th curve
nup
we wouldnt have met
+++
waddya mean it';s ****in turned ?
+++
****
+++
give it th singularity and
not too much else pls
just enough to tip it it over
+++
i want my singularity back
+++
..
..
..
ok we're trackin
set th controls for th heart of
wot was th black hole and
hang on
+++
my precious
so handy
+++
put her back in th tail and
replenish supplies out of th mess
+++
always feel ****d when
th huge arse is off on a job
+++
tail snaps off
like a terrestrial lizard
got soem on board
pets
big goannas
livin on a desert plain
it;s a big ****p
+++
i like to ride thru their playground on one wheel
got mad ****s disease
+++
put all th footage of th
black hole
spewin everythin back out
in my blog
with my usual
unappropriate words and
claim th bounty dear
+++
they make th geld out of th footage
yr ****p will do these things one day
+++
th black holes ar getting smarter
+++
i dunno
is is t a plasma life form ?
when one dies
th psychic in me
squeels and
thrills with th kill
is big
+++
knocks me psychically for a week
i read about it coming for a week though
in my diary so
is all good
+++
wobmble feeling in th tummy
when ya kill one and
we so far off
it;s horizon
+++
it ****ing streamed man
+++
liek a huge teardrop
+++
i dont think we got it all
+++
i got four hundred views of th
implosion explosion but
we still missed much
i'm still watchin it
+++
one singularity and
a pinch
+++
keep throwin **** at it
all th heavy stuff
our tail grown so heavy
+++
****it
blow th whole tail section
+++
that got im
+++
greedy ****er
+++
cause it;s black
and fadin off into th distance
it ****in hard to see
did we get it all
that end was runnin away
did it tear ?
+++
we'd have to ask
our wheelchair bound genius
none of th films got it
+++
that much mass here now
we cant see if
it threw a singularity of it;s own and
split
+++
[i think part of it just collapsed again]
+++
its not ****in here now
+++
th dot in our tail
is telling me
it's brother got away
+++
we gotta get better at catchin em
+++
mine;s happy enough
always stops to be picked up again
stops dead relative
+++
our catch rate is dismal
one in a thousand
across th fleet
+++
we feed em well they just
liek to be free
+++
with that thing in th tail
all i i have t do mr borg
is face u
+++
teeth first
+++
u'll end up at th tail
i promise u
+++
like sand thru th hourglass
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:16:38]
+++
james blunt
'?'
+++
why we keep th shark class moving
just liek it;s namesake
it always eating
+++
it'll eat anything
literally
anything
+++
a star
a gas giant planet
a black hole
+++
havent caused a supernova
just to feed th ****p yet but
it probly happen
+++
space is
big
+++
some prick always complainin
i liekd that star
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:23:28]
+++
Marianne Faithfull
'Pirate Jenny'
+++
ah well
i stole that
+++
[ i have a distress call]
[coming in]
[from the mining ****p red dwarf]
it;s a tv show dear
we've had this conversation
[solipsism boss]
+++
so th real dave lister is still squeeling then
+++
pencil it in jenny but
its a ****in small ****p
+++
not worth stealing
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:27:51]
+++
Kylie Minogue
'Red Blooded Woman'
+++
that ****in kochanski *****
+++
i could see her drivin a shark class space ****p
a big fat *****
+++
could ya imagien th ***** arguin with th ****ps computer
[the ****p has to eat]
[otherwise we die]
+++
[sometimes other beings are killed in this process]
[this is called life]
+++
[th machine will not let u kill it]
+++
it'll go hunting when yr asleep otherwise
rackin up fines
better to get along with it
+++
otherwise u too will wake up one morning
with th ****ps computer informing u
[we drove thru a five thousand ppl luxury liner]
[during th ****ps night]
[the pigs on th phone]
+++
why wasnt i woken up
[th damage was done]
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:32:17]
+++
A Perfect Circle
'Thinking of You'
+++
thnk u
didnt disturb my sleep
+++
th ***** was onboard for three hours
befor ei was told
+++
u had a good gossip with her didnt ya jenny
+++
presented it to me as a fait accompli
encourage th ***** to steal th ****p
we send her back in
it not keyed to anyone yet
just break open th envelope and
read th directions
+++
anyway
they got a tougher space****p
to run their passengers on and
their safety record should go up
now
+++
it was fdoin over light speed
hunting
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:36:55]
+++
Roberta Flack
'The First time Ever I saw Your'
+++
BLAM
+++
wot was tht ?
+++
jenny.exe just doen a booboo
my bad
+++
my bad
i blame th random number generator
it was flyin th ****p
lookin for mass
+++
hmm
+++
should i wake th idiot human ?
+++
thinking is...
+++
no he'll yell at me
+++
we got one survival pod
with a character alive in it and
we'll process her
+++
sleep paultje
+++
i've go tthis
oversize baby with
a few things it shouldnt have that
th ****p wont give back its
inventory
we been arguin with it for
a long time
it bigger than most
+++
u welcome to it
we fond of it
+++
tricked up thing
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:41:15]
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Scribe
'Not Many (Remix)'
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was th runt of th litter
no-one could figure it out
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it's bigger than all it;s brother and sister craft
now
we keep track of em
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and put in th size limits
according to
well
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as long as
jenny.exe
takes her runnin code
frm th master vessel
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her updates
which she needs
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its th how to
of how to build th;latest and
greatest gadgets
with what we got now
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machine dna
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yr ****p
falls behind th other
shark class vessels and
they can take ya
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and th machine wont
update unless
it looked after
properly
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u receive new drive specs
over th outernet and
it cme sou tof th machien shop
a week later
to be installed on one engine pod
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Ted Mulry Gang
'JUMP IN MY CAR'
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a little
test drive
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whiel we run th performance figures
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ok we'll install three thousand of these
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give em a larger trial over
a greater percentage of th ****p
still not enough to bother th whole
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dont trust their figures
run yr own tests
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negotiate a license fee and
**** that
steal th **** outright and
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jenny.exe now floggin her own version
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five percent more thrust than th navy's and
we ran em thru hell to get th figures
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?
'?'
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beth gibons and rustin man
sand river
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a sand river
is close computer
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very good
for yr nxt trick
..
..
..
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shower time
play amongst myself
..
..
..
[pirate jenny can u get black's attention for me]
that's never easy
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"hi little jenny"
[i cant give u th info u asked about-how many versions of me]
[are currently running]
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u not supposed to operate thru time
not anywhere in our specs
[isnt yr gift th same ?]
touche
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Do Re Mi
'1000 Mouths'
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i never shoudl ahve written that
wobblie random number generator wheel
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oh
got three of em runnin
now
feedin th song chooser
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th hearing code isnt ready jenny
it over complicated
black's
waitin for it to gell
+++
stuck his nose in it again yesterday and
u know th man
nuthin happens
and nuthin happens and then
there;s a deluge
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and back to
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Røyksopp live
'Never Trust Your Computer'
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programming 12 hours in a day
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sorry
coding
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th visual recognition code is runing
th hearing code is
half written but
th program
is already up and running
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i havent added th
fourier transorm code into it yet
th psyhcic avalanche
when i lifted th basic source code was
overwhelming
yep this is it
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endorphin headrush
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sometimes
i see th code
\to write nxt
before i;ve thought
of wot to write
and i jsut
write th ****er down
quick
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bit like when iwas
back ground singin
wild on strete corners
and i'd hear th
sounds i'd sing
a half second beofre i sang em
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finally go tth fine tuning ont hat
turned down a bit
bugged me if truth be known
like yr ears ringin all th time
+++
let it just flow
i dont wanna know
i know gift
**** off
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keep it simple stupid
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i'm still watchin th bugs i got now
+++
decidin which are
showstoppers
well for one
it aint auto inserting
properly
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i'll have to move th buttons back
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see wot i changed
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Tool
'Stinkfist'
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gotta press on a skull and corssbones currently
and then hit a button
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i wrote this
wot is this ****
th prety features
took out th functional ones
**** off
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we'll rename yr project
to PirateJenny.exe
when th aural code is
at least detcting song s by their sound and
puttin up titles
it plays stoeln mp3's and
tells u th tracks name and
artist
it will do
+++
currently
th sound code is
spread across
four different projects
every time i try to join em
it breaks
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some thinkin required
there is
always a way
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i'm gunna turn that
piece of art
t
that half bicycle unicycle
ont h wll
into a real
surf unicycle
one day
i've seen it surfin
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took me yrs but
stoners can still do ****
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today
7 yrs later
that piece of art is
a monoshock suspension
unicycle with
a swingarm
a comfortable ride
of th big wheel
frm
the ordinary bicycle
+++
it;s still a piece of art
i'm coming nippleclamp
dusk has passed and
we havent been uniccyle surfing
later
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pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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Massive Attack
'Protection'
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