Subject: lost bloggers of the outernet
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Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 16:10:27 +1000
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X-ID: <Default> Lost anf Found Psychic Agent 009 pepp@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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lost bloggers of th outernet
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i've gotten a temporary assignment
chasing lost bloggers
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ah well
as always
th music
and th magic
will help me
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cypress hill
'a man'
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ok dude
where do ya think ya are ?
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our
point and click
space drive
that drops our ships
into th orbit
of whatever we're aiming at
and instant communication
stillc ant help u ppl
who overshot yr targets by
so much
my biggest jumps
a million million light yrs
arent big enough increments
to count
how farout ya are
but
yr blog is still updating
and we're gettin vision and
ya found somethin interesting
so yr case file
lands on my desk and
damn u left a long trail of jumps
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some get lost for
ten yrs or more
before they find something interesting enough
th rest of humanity
decides we better
gived this character
a path home
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although i find th odd one
just chasin blue planets
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tatu
'all the things you said in russian'
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i flick
into existence
in my explorer
into an orbit
around some strange sun
but i'm
still in known space
at least to my ships tank
i cant
just point and click
down th same track
i came in on
that never works
why so many of our species
are technically lost
but i have
a number of
safe stars to point too
things i know
that we all know
we can point and click at
and arrive
th places where human civilization
is strongest
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i snap into existence
around this star
orbiting and
it's not this star
that;s callin me
it;s a lost soul
cant find his way hoem and
he's twenty light yrs in that direction
i log into his blog
hey dude
blue planet hunter paulie here
i'm only tenty light yrs away form ya and
here's th track records
for how to get from here
to home
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robin trower
'someday blues'
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and now
we've found a way
to slide down yr track
and backtrack ya
that really advanced
civilization you found
and just flicked past
in yr scared run
we wanna look at
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poor bugger
was just goin to a family meeting
n a route that loses
one thousandth on one percent
of it;s traffic
we all know why
read th lost one's
blogs
on the outernet
live everywhere
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a dirty big star
that lies
way behind
th star yr aiming at
occasionally
she sucks one of our
journiers
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welcome home brother
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20 light yrs is safe
we can flick across
safely and easily
so close
th reverse track works
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but i flick across to his orbit
and back
and then back again
to show him
yes man
u really are home
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th co ordinates
and relevant tracks
are in yr blog
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black eyed peas
'my humps'
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ya nearly ran out of water didnt ya
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couple of times
but ya worked on yr psychic gift
to improve it
it oculdnt find home but
i reckon another five yrs
you would have arrived home
another blue planet hunter
and finder of lost souls
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they will offer you a new job
on yr return
after a suitable holiday
u got some bonuses coming
a lovely track
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ya dont need supplies off me man
yr only ten minutes
from th nearest mc donalds
or any other fast food ya fancy
but here is a
bottle of champagne and
a bag of th current weed
yr computer says
ya never ran out
nice ships garden
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so many yrs
without seeing another human
in th flesh and
he just wants to say gday
shake hands and
anoher lsot blogger
ofhte otuternet
who hasnt been out of touch
he can still see all of us
knows wot;s goin on
just cant get home
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the panel
'opening theme'
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that lost
one thousandth on one percent
who all sailed down yr track
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we'll get some of them back now
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loo and placido
'horny as a dandy'
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amazin how many of ya
make th same mistakes
we'll slide down yr track and retrieve
maybe half
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lost humanity
not lost just
cant find home
but i can talk to it
and it talks back and
i'm not alone
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though i was on a safe route
and no rout eis
completely safe
with everything in motion and
or space drives
working by
throwing us from one orbit
to another
zap
where th fuck am i ?
th ship is screaming
we're in unknown space
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the offspring
'americana'
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the new wild west
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i know
th top flight blue planet hunters
th psychic elite
will find me
and feel me
as soon as they zap
closer than a hundred light yrs
but space is big and
everybody agrees
it;s better to keep moving
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wot usually saves us
lost bloggers on the outernet is
if we find somethin that
every other bugger wants
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an alien species
with ships flitting in and out
liek our own
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robin ford
'robben ford house of blues'
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ten seconds of
something
behaving just like us
and record it in th blog
point and click
at anythin that feels interesting
to get out
safe
liek hell
point and click
a hundred times
running
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blind jumps
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i know it;s my ticket home
that ten sceonds
of
video and
sensor readings
in my blog
but i have to live first
and get th fuck away
from th aliens
that are too much like us
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every now and then
an alien ship
snaps into an orbit
around one of our stars
in our congested traffic
and th hunters snap in
so fast man
and sail down it;s track
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shoot first and
examine the wreckage
i dont agree with it but
space isnt friendly and
we didnt do it first
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nine inch nails
'fuck you like an animal'
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thank you for conjugating blogs man
seen their ships before
they always build th same
and they;ve killed too many of us
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coffee pls computer
and a bong
we've got th location
and track records
to find one of their big
trading centres
and they have one of ours
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waiting is...
scuse i
..
..
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lost and found
psychic agent 009
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p.s.
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santana
'black magic woman'
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