Re: If at first th idea isnt absurd, then it has no merit.

you twat

"the psychic mechanic" <pepp@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Subject: If at first th idea isnt absurd, then it has no merit.
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> Date: Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:03:30 +1000
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>
> pls dont let me live forever
> +++
>
> hey semi active psychic blog
>
> +++
> shakespears sister
> 'i dont care'
> +++
>
> sorry paulie
> i've still got access
>
> "its ok"
> "i'm runnin late"
>
> +++
>
> we'll keep growing wont we ?
>
> "humanity , yes"
>
> +++
>
> couldnt believe
> how
> large that chick from th future was
>
> +++
>
> freaked me out
>
> +++
> marianne faithful
> 'pirate jenny'
> +++
>
> "wot  were ya tryin to steal pirate jenny ?"
> ah you know
>
>
> future secrets
>
> +++
>
> i'm skinny yes but
>
> petite ?
>
> +++
>
> "get over it"
>
> +++
>
> my surf unicycle hasnt come
>
> out of th workshop yet
>
> +++
>
>
> but my good thing for th
>
> fortnight was
>
> it;s in there
>
> +++
>
>
> i lasted
> three quarters of an hour
>
>
> in my torture session this morning
> fuck that chick is stacked
>
> +++
>
> th young fellas
> whinged when i signed out
>
> hey
> how come u get to leave ?
>
>
> it's compulsory
>
>
>
>
>
> i've got a problem
>
>
> <<< smiel ><<
>
> +++
>
> handy bein allergic to girls
>
> soemtimes
>
> +++
>
> they;re happy i
> still come along
>
> shows grit
>
> +++
>
> cant place me
>
> in a job
>
> +++
>
>
> disabled employment service
> ya walk in
>
> there;s
> coffee
>
> +++
>
>
> we all ahd a whinge today
>
> +++
>
> we all got different problems
> and we're hearin
>
> crap we all heard
> earlier in th system
>
> +++
> motorhead
> 'paranoid'
> +++
>
> doesnt th system
> take
>
>
> user
> feedback
>
> +++
> elvis costello
> 'watching the detectives'
> +++
>
> on i um
> mised th lecture on
>
> dress
>
> +++
>
> squattin there
> in th basketball court
>
> in thongs
>
> hair
> halfway down my back and
>
> one of my
> pottery ocarinas
>
>
> slung around my neck
>
> +++
>
> the adventures of the land surfer
>
> +++
>
> young puppies
> u got a lot to learn
>
> about gettin around th system
>
> +++
>
>
> put in my pension form
> for havin sore testicles
> on a unicycle
>
> a real wizard
>
> +++
>
>
> i'm sorry dear the singing unicycle man
> of the
>
> fortitude valley
> is dead
>
> +++
>
> "it;s a guy"
> "yr biggest fan jennifer"
> so
>
> +++
>
> i sang
>
> in th valley of guts
>
>
>
> been there
>
> done that
>
> +++
> hunters and collectors
> 'the slab'
> +++
>
> i did get sick of
> boys and girls
>
> sittin on my legs while i sang and
> not fucking me
>
>
> unrequited love
>
> and drugs n
>
>
>
> rock n roll
>
> +++
>
>
> rock n roll paulie
>
>
> that character
> just
>
> wont let go of me
>
> +++
>
> i got
> called an institution and
>
> famous
>
> again
>
> +++
>
>
> fuck no
>
> time to move on
>
> +++
>
> been famous before
>
> unfamy is always
>
> more fun
>
> +++
>
> anythin i spend
>
> too long on
>
> +++
>
>
> started in a coles
> carpark
>
> can i get
>
> to th top of th
> rise
>
> on a  unicycle
>
> +++
>
> my surf
> unicycle is
>
> getting
> fully refurbished
>
> +++
> big audio dynamite II
> 'the globe'
> +++
>
>
> fuck th globe i
>
> will be able to surf
>
> in th surf again
>
> +++
>
> this will be the mark two
> version
>
> of th surf unicycle prototype
>
> +++
>
> half a bcicyles he
>
> drags her arse
>
>
> in th back of th wave
>
> bein pushed along
>
> th big wheel
>
>
> is in th cavitation zone
>
> +++
>
>
> i got a little time left i
>
>
>
> should be chasing music
>
>
>
>
>
> land surfing music
>
> +++
>
> music to
>
> ride a unicycle
>
>
> fully stoned in
>
> the surf
>
>
> on
>
> +++
>
> let's see if yr in tune computer
>
> next song pls
>
> +++
> nirvana
> 'oh, me'
> +++
>
> jesus walking on the water
>
> +++
>
>
> at least
>
>
> th observer
>
>
> clickin away
> at th idiot
>
> on a unicycle
> in th surf
>
> cant see my stupendous magic
>
> +++
>
>
> my backwards
> predictions on th net
>
> total
>
> 273000 confirmed
> psychic kills
>
>
> see th future
> backwards
>
> +++
>
> ah  no
>
> +++
>
> i've left more
>
> legendary traces
>
>
> of me
>
> floating around
>
>
> in th record
>
> +++
>
> 44
>
> still stuck in puberty
>
> +++
>
> i found a fellow hacker today
>
>
> he knew
> th bbs scene
>
>
> when we
> waited
>
> twenty minutes
>
> to download a single picture
>
> +++
>
> took a week
> to get a file
>
> off th internet
>
> +++
>
> hacking th human mind is
>
> no more difficult
>
> +++
>
> memory mapped files indeed
>
> love u windows 95
>
> +++
> nirvana
> 'come as you are'
> +++
>
> i wrote utilities
>
>
> on th bbs's
>
> +++
>
> learning programming
>
> +++
>
>
> when i beat
>
> windows 95
>
>
> in visual basic and
>
> explorer.exe
>
>
> started answerin questions
>
> i posted my code
>
>
> liek a good
>
> basic programmer and went
>
>
> ah fuck man
>
> +++
>
> cracked th front door
>
> th bottom most window
>
>
> is answering my questions and
>
> i;ve become a low level
>
>
> systems programmer
>
> +++
>
> in basic
>
> +++
>
> had to kill my
>
> programming website
>
>
> it ran for
>
> yrs
>
> +++
>
> i look occasionally
> at how many times
>
> my hacking code
> has been downloaded and
>
> +++
> sopranos theme song
> 'woke up this morning'
> +++
>
>
>
> ah man
>
> i;ve done it again
>
> +++
>
> when i
> wrote th
>
> image recognition software code
> in basic
>
>
> my prgramming mate got
> real shirty
>
> +++
>
> cmon man
>
> it;s only designed to
>
>
>
> catch porn
>
> that looks th same
>
>
> th little grey owl has
>
> eyes
>
> +++
>
> image owl
>
> only sees in one colour
>
> red
>
> +++
>
> my desktop pet
> written in basic
>
> still wanders
> windows xp
>
> the deskchopper
> now sees
>
>
> the shortcut arrow
>
> on th icons
>
>
> to do it;s
>
> destruction
>
> +++
>
> yr supposed
>
>
> to be impossible
>
> +++
>
> but nothing is
>
> +++
>
>
> if ya asked me
>
> five yrs ago
>
> would i jump a unicycle
>
>
> monoshock unicycle
>
> over a skatebowl wall
>
>
> even bein as psychic as i am
>
> i woulda laughed at ya
>
>
> couldnt get more than
>
> thirty pedals
>
>
> up that rise
>
>
> +++
> nirvana
> 'something in the way'
> +++
>
> if i didnt have th curse
>
> the testicles form
>
>
> the head inquisistor;s blood
>
> bein in my body
>
>
> but i do
>
> +++
>
> got th radar love and
>
>
> th hex vision that
>
> tenacious d sing about
>
> +++
>
> i started a
>
> psychic blog
>
> +++
>
> i wanted to understand my gift and
>
> kept plucking away at it
>
> +++
>
>
> and left my trail
>
> +++
>
> th psychic blog
> killed th programming website
>
> i'm sorry i
> dont do upgrades often
>
> +++
>
> windows xp
> changed its
>
> shortcut arrow colour
> and my code went for a loop
>
> more code ya download and
> it dont contain
>
>
> all th facts
> not th latest version
>
> +++
>
> the singing unicycle man
> of the fortitude valley
>
> has been parked
> for four  months
>
> +++
> the black eyed peas
> 'where is the love'
> +++
>
> i got
> other ppl to share with
>
>
> sorry
>
> +++
>
>
> i'm psychic and
> he;s whinging
>
> i
> dont play the heart beat drum
>
> centre of the
>
> valley mall
>
> anymore
>
>
>
>
> and sing liek a girl
>
> +++
>
> six yrs
>
> +++
>
> th  last couple
>
> in th valley
>
> +++
>
> surfers paradise
>
> has started callin me again
>
> +++
>
> and my
> surf unicycle
>
> is in th workshop
>
> +++
>
> used to sing
>
> on th corner of
>
>
> caville avenue
>
> with womble
>
> +++
>
> he;s toured in a rock band
>
> th guy he was sharin a house with
>
>
> toured with several rock bands
>
>
> we;d hear
>
>
> why dont ya get a real job and
>
> it;s just
>
>
> th music is more personal
>
> when th drug fucked
>
>
> are layin on yr feet
>
>
> +++
>
> th third time
>
>
>
> i got pictures snapped of me
>
>
> from a leica camera
>
>
>
> whiel i sang in th street
>
>
> oh dear
>
> +++
>
>
> when th c programmers
>
>
> staretd writin to me
>
> pelading for
> aclanguage version
> of myc ode
>
> caue they knew
>
> i hacked
>
>
> th ijg jpeg code
>
> and made a dll out of it
>
> +++
> pj harvey
> 'send his love to me'
> +++
>
> he'll do it for nothing
>
>
> just for karma
>
> +++
>
> sent some code to this guy in england
>
> and he kept his job
>
>
> soemthin i wrote
>
> for soemone else
>
>
> and my old
>
> ashby
> tour de france
>
> racing bicycle
>
>
> landed on my front door
>
>
> th next day
>
> +++
>
>
>
> fuck man
>
> +++
>
>
> that one event
>
> +++
>
> long before i started blogging
>
>
> didnt call it that then
>
>
> +++
>
> was just an
> online diary
>
> at tripod
>
> +++
>
> got too wild
>
> +++
>
> i got kicked off
>
> th www
>
>
> a coupel of times
>
> +++
>
>
> cool
>
> +++
>
> the lethal kadaictha man of kuta
>
> has left
>
>
> a legendary trail
>
> i'm passing th mantle to
>
>
> kuta lady
>
>
> dont think she wants it but
>
>
>
> kutaman
>
>
> wants to go walkabout again
>
> +++
>
>
> u have th magic
>
> i dont care wot they think kuta lady
>
>
> u are th
>
> next local withcdoctor
>
> +++
>
>
> my magic is too big
>
> to be local
>
> +++
>
> my mothers blood money curse
>
> +++
> cake
> 'i will survive'
> +++
>
> dropped
>
> the world trade centre
>
> +++
>
>
> the money hub of the world
>
> +++
>
> and we did it
>
> online
>
>
> kuta
>
> +++
>
> cant bee
> the local witchdocotor anymore
>
> +++
>
> even just
> claiming australia
>
>
> being th
> witchdoctor of australia
>
>
> by th time th fuckers
>
>
> find out i exist
> i'll be bored of it
>
> +++
>
> my magic is big enough
>
> i can move mountains
>
> +++
>
> fuck man
> paul gallico man
>
>
> wrote
>
> the boy who was magic
>
> +++
>
> i
>
>
> wrote a curse
>
>
> in a newsnet server
>
>
> pointed th bone of death
>
> at the islamic terrorist cunts and
>
>
> thats a request to my
>
> god
>
>
> the land
>
> and
>
>
> the northern pakistan earthquake
>
> hit th next day
>
>
> one hundrd thosuand
>
>
> dead
>
>
> of course i
>
> just see th future backwards and
>
>
>
> that doesnt explain everything
>
> +++
>
> i fucked up
>
> i can prove
>
>
>
>
> god exists
>
> +++
>
> any real psychic can
>
> +++
>
> ah man
>
> i;ve done it again
>
> +++
> chris isaak
> 'wicked game'
> +++
>
> pope benedict
> in my bloodline
>
> do u know
> how much this stuff
>
> hurts th ppl
> around me
>
> those close to me
>
> +++
>
>
> but my
>
> aching testicles
>
>
> that punish me
> for smelling female
> pheremones
>
> my wizard;s curse
>
> are my
>
>
>
> psyche
>
> +++
>
> where are we going guys ?
>
> +++
>
> i'm on a journey
> on which
>
> i have no control
>
> +++
>
>
> so psychic
> th future
>
>
> drips thru my diary like
> thpast that i keep having to
>
> write
>
> to balance it
>
> +++
>
> th unciycle
>
> zen
>
> it taught me so many things
>
> +++
>
>
> everything
> must have balance
>
> +++
>
> i'm magic as
> i feel shit about it
>
> +++
>
> done so much nasty magic
> in th name
>
> of
> kuta
>
>
> a black honey
>
> of a stingless bee
>
> +++
>
>
> the traditional
> kadaitcha man
>
> is
> the singer of tribe
>
> +++
>
> i sing background
> to musicians
>
> in th street
> not for money
>
> for th magic
>
> +++
>
> th background singer
> nails th changes
>
>
> psychic as
>
> +++
> sugababes
> 'overload'
> +++
>
> i proposed to a woman
> on th internet
>
> she went and got married
> a yr later to th day
>
> being th
> hypersensitive
>
> female side of th wizard
> i imploded
>
> i proposed to
> nicole kidman on th internet and
>
> my psyche
> yelled at me
>
> +++
>
> it's
>
> destroying my
>
> psychic blog
>
> +++
>
> th last woman
> i gave a magic child to
>
> destroyed me
>
> +++
>
> lost everything i owned
>
> +++
>
> my male half is
>
> +++
>
> oh dear
>
> +++
>
> black is still
>
> having conniptions
>
> +++
>
> yeah we're nobody
>
> today
>
>
> and when we did it but
>
> i'm the wizard of oz
>
>
>
> the real wizard of oz
>
> +++
>
> and she was open about it
>
> she wants magic
>
> +++
>
> a superstar she
>
> +++
> ?
> 't138'
> +++
>
> cessna 138 zulu one clearance - lyric
>
> +++
> royksopp
> 'eple'
> +++
>
>
> if what she was sayin wasnt just
> plaff or th
>
>
> cameras
> i'm in big trouble
>
>
> women never look after me
>
> +++
>
> th last
> reddheaded nymphomaniac
>
>
> in love with th wizard
> had a portrait of th wizard
>
> commisioned for me
> and not long after
>
> stuffed me out a window by my hair and
>
>
>
>
> started punchin th shit out of me
>
> and never ever
>
> got th fact
>
>
> i'm allergic to girls
>
>
> +++
>
> and lea-anne
>
> hot redhead
>
> down th egde of island
>
> used ot tek me
>
> jenny
>
> dirty dancing
>
> with five of her girlfriends
>
> +++
> ludwig van beethoven
> 'symphony no 9(scherzo)
> +++
>
>
> back when i was
>
>
> the singing facepainted unicycle man
>
>
> of surfers paradise
>
>
> and flew a surfboard
>
> above my head
>
> down cavill avanue
>
>
>
> after midnight
>
> +++
> jet
> 'look what you;ve done'
> +++
>
> womble has a party on next week
>
>
> i'm singin at it and
>
>
> if i still dont have my
>
> 500 dollar car onth roiad
>
>
> he's comin to pick me up
>
> +++
>
>
> and lea-anne is ringing
>
> +++
>
> and womble's old flatmate
>
> th drumemr has
>
> started to get really weirdedout but
>
> he wrote this fucking
>
>
> incredible song and
>
>
> womble and i have both
>
>
> worked on it and
>
> th thre of us havent
>
>
>
>
> jammed on it together yet
>
> +++
>
> remember our last jam guys ?
>
> +++
>
> wall had this
> set of five drums and
>
>
> womble had his
> keyboards out of hock and
>
>
> my jenny singin voice was
> well placed
>
> three pretty chicks in th room
> chameleon i am
>
> i nick everything
>
> +++
>
>
> th thing that shits me nickie is
>
> +++
> ezee posse
> 'everything starts with an e'
> +++
>
>
> womble
> is goin out with a girl
>
> who used to drink
> with keith urban
>
> +++
>
> his ex
>
> knew everybody
>
> +++
>
>
> her ex was a
>
> standup comedian
>
> +++
>
> for th far future and
>
> idiots now
>
> keith urban
>
> married
> nicole kidman
>
> +++
>
> keith urban is
> a famous rock star
>
>
> nicole kidman is
> a famous hollywood star
>
> +++
>
> i'm th wizard of oz but
>
> it;s  a secret identity
>
> +++
>
> fuck man
>
> my life is too
>
> fucking weird
>
> +++
> violent femmes
> 'kiss off'(live)
> +++
>
> care factor
>
> +++
>
> my male half says
>
> she'll come after me
>
>
> and stick my
>
> contract in my face
>
>
> from th
>
> black honey man
>
>
> and th black honey beehive
>
>
>
> my reality chip says
>
> no fuckin way
>
>
> that wont happen
>
> +++
>
> i'm psychic
>
> i dont get everything
>
>
> i talk to god
>
> i'm not
>
>
> god
>
> +++
>
> in my heart
> i know she's a nice woman
>
> wouldnt have proposed ot her otherwise
> my jaded male half
>
> been married twice
> says
>
> fucking run girl
>
> +++
>
> bein a
> suspected
> half black tranny
>
>
> dont know who my father is
>
> and sing liek a girl
>
> wouldnt  frighten her
>
>
> keith isnt her
> first rock star and
>
>
> paulo
> th jaded fuck says
>
> not her last
>
> +++
>
> do i get
> any fuckin say in this
>
> +++
>
>
> "doe she ?"
>
> fair comment
>
>
> but i'm just relating my reality
> to my diary
>
> +++
> tenacious d
> 'lee'
> +++
>
>
> fuckin lee
>
> +++
>
> huge red hair
> big as mine
>
>
> would rag me
> dirty dancing me
>
>
> i'm allergic to chicks ya dumb bitch
> she; pour cones down my throat
>
> bongs
> andmu;ltiple bourboins itll
>
> i;d take her
> dirty dancing
>
> +++
> kevin bloody wilson
> 'country bumpkin'
> +++
>
> i wanna go hide
>
> on a hippy farm
>
> +++
>
> "that's doable"
>
> "we got a hippy family who love us"
>
> "paulei jenny"
>
> +++
>
> arent i hiding from them at th moment ?
>
> +++
>
> "and if ya dont turn up at  christmas jenny"
>
> umm
>
> +++
>
> jennifer
>
> my gay lady friend
>
>
> gives th most amazing cuddle
>
> +++
>
>
> th other kuta lady
>
> kutalady;s ex girlfriend
>
> +++
>
>
> u chicks called me
>
> kutaman
>
> +++
>
> and kuta lady
>
> just keeps handin me bongs
>
> +++
>
> so i wont feel my testicles and
>
> she can chat to her friend
>
> jenny
>
> +++
>
> womble does much th same thing
>
> +++
> midnight oil
> golden age'
> +++
>
> pour ten bongs down jenny's throat and
>
> leave th stereo on
>
> +++
>
> eventually
>
>
> she'll drag u out to
>
>
> sing
>
> +++
>
> after midnight
>
> +++
>
>
> allergic to girls and
>
>
> half girl
>
>
> signint o chciska nd
>
> watchin em
>
> gyreate and bend
>
> tryinto egt intot h
> broekn rhtythm
>
> i'm playin
>
> on th heartbeat drum
>
> +++
>
> she cant
>
> cause it doesnt make sense
>
>
> i keep changing
>
> tiem signatures and
>
>
> th guy on th flamenco guitar
>
> beside me
>
>
> is also jamming and
>
>
> we're fiften minutes into
>
>
> wot started as
>
> elevator music with edge and
>
>
>
> i'm singin at th top of my lungs th
>
>
>
> lesbian blues
>
>
>
> my fingers are too slow
> will ya hurry upa nd get off btich
>
> i wanan og nightclubbign and
>
>
> th batterys inth vibrator
>
> have died and
>
>
> my fingers are too fuckin slow
>
> +++
> gorillaz
> 'dare'
> +++
>
>
> i know it;s wrong
>
> i got testicles
>
>
>
>
> but so is
> cumming liek a girl
>
> in th msuic
>
> like robert polant
> in led zeppelin
>
>
> it makes th girls wet
>
> +++
>
> specially on th dance floor
>
> +++
>
>
> been singin
>
> on strete corners
> in surfers
> paradise
>
>
> for a couple hours in
> facepaint
>
>
> dirtyd ancin
> ian nightclub
> withf ive chciks and
>
> still singin
> background
>
> but
>
> +++
>
> th mad tranny bitch has
>
> huge lungs
>
>
> and veen over
>
> th 120 decibels
>
> int hnightclub
> th whole place can hear me
>
> go over th edge
>
>
> went foreground
>
> +++
>
> but th chick behind th bar
>
> is feedin me
>
>
> triple vodkas
>
> and i pay for one but
>
>
> get th change of
>
> th price of three
>
> +++
>
> fuck i have lived
>
> +++
> city high
> '15 will get you 20'
> +++
>
>
> and in th bar across th road
> i got laid
>
> by th head witch of th gold coast
>
>
> in th doorway
>
> of th nightclub
>
> +++
>
> my head is spinning
>
> +++
>
> ah man
>
> +++
>
> lift me up now lord
>
> +++
>
> i've done
>
> so any impossible things i
>
>
> cant tell my life story with a straight face
>
>
> maybe standup
>
> +++
>
> or just fuckin lie
>
> +++
>
> find that hard
>
> +++
>
> had to tell th truth
>
> to get big magic
>
>
> no secrets magic
>
> +++
>
> i'm safe from er paulo
>
> honest to god
>
> +++
> xtc
> 'senses working overtime'
> +++
>
> i think she'll stay with this guy
>
> he;s got magic
>
> +++
>
> and i know for a fact
>
> nickie has magic
>
> i dont do
> big magic
>
> for anythin that aint a real witch
>
> +++
>
> i'm sorry nickie
> yr wish was
>
> to be magic
>
> my job
>
>
>
> is to prove it
>
> +++
> cake
> 'i will survive'
> +++
>
> i probly will
> th testicles
> dont give me
>
> any choice about that
>
> +++
>
>
> my masters
>
> +++
>
> i can
> stop myself raping women
>
> rather go down on myself
> th bitch would fall in love with me
>
> +++
>
> and i';d just end up
>
> in a bed
>
>
> with a woman who aint fuckin me
>
> again
>
> +++
>
> "it;s goin up"
> "on yrself jenny"
>
> shutup paulo
> sum cunt from th future
>
> might not understand that
>
> +++
>
>
> gotta write yr diary so
> it;s semi readable
>
> an electronic diary
>
> not all of it
>
> will survive
>
>
> but some will
>
> +++
>
> my adventures get
>
> more insane
>
> as time goes by
>
> +++
>
>
> the adventures of the land surfer
>
> as always
> the land surfer
>
> being pronounced
>
> the kadaitcha man of australia
>
>
> english translation
>
>
> the witchdoctor of australia
>
> "the wizard of oz"
>
>
> disney would sue
>
>
>
> "sue me and be damned"
>
> "i'm way too fuckin lethal to sue"
>
> +++
> powderfinger
> 'stumblin'
> +++
>
> "in my world"
>
> "the writer of"
>
> "the wizard of oz"
>
> "was psychic"
> "And just saw me"
>
> that's egotistical
>
> "so"
>
> +++
>
> "how much magic have i got ?"
>
> we dropped th
>
>
> world trade cente
>
> with a blood money curse
>
>
> th money trail concurrs and
>
>
> smack on day seven
>
> +++
>
> "so pirate jenny stole"
> "usama bin ladens event"
>
> why ?
> "cause we;re really psychic"
>
> +++
>
> it does take th piss out of him
> kuta religion's
>
> instrument
> nothing more
>
> +++
>
>
> i'll spread it wider paulo but
>
> we run an awful risk
>
> +++
> grinspoon
> 'chemical heart'
> +++
>
>
> "lots and lots and lots of"
>
> "drugs"
>
> +++
>
> liek when we ran th pary house
> in brisbane
>
> the farm
> in my teens
>
> +++
>
> my motorcycle
> parked in
>
> th living room
>
> +++
>
> 220 teenagers
>
> hangin out
>
> on a wednesday night
>
> +++
>
> black ?
>
> +++
> xtc
> 'senses working overtime'(live in holland)
> +++
>
> i'm half dutch
>
> +++
>
> i never
> got caught
>
> for breaking
> windows 95's
>
> front end
> in basic
>
> +++
>
>
> they coudlnt understand
> why i didnt stand up
>
> +++
>
>
> because it could kill me
>
> too many girls
> camer and
>
> a closed room
>
>
> and not enough
>
>
> marijuana
>
> and my heart stops
>
> +++
>
> th testicle pain goes
>
> stellar
>
> +++
>
> hypersensitive
>
> +++
>
> "superpsychic"
> balance  unicycle man
>
> +++
> kanye west
> 'golddigger'
> +++
> jet
> 'look what you've done'
> +++
>
> i'm gunna hurt some ppl
>
>
> th magic will
>
>
> out
>
> +++
>
>
> ya shouldnt read ppl's diarys
>
> and comment
>
> it aint good for yr health
>
> +++
>
> magic's easy
>
> +++
>
> it;s gettin up that first rise
>
>
> thats; th hard part
>
> +++
>
> cunts get jealous
>
>
> of somethin u
>
> worked yr guts out
>
>
> to achieve
>
> +++
>
>
> so they run out
>
> into h surf
>
> and knock ya down
>
> cause yr ridin
>
> in th wtater
>
> +++
>
> cause they cant do it
>
> it;s not
> that they cant it;s
>
>
> they wont try
>
> +++
>
> i cant do that
>
> ride a unicycle
>
>
> tried it
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> once
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> and gave up
>
> +++
>
>
> u know how many times i fucking fell off
>
> before i could jump gutters at speed
>
>
> ride straight over
> traffic islands and
>
> pull up at a busker mate
>
> with two coffees and
>
>
> stop th unicycle with a broadslide
>
> +++
>
> dont judge a book
>
> by it;s cover
>
>
> it could kill u
>
> .
> .
> .
>
>
> the stoners bible
>
> +++
> p.s.
>
> the adventures of the land surfer
> cast of characters
>
> pirate jenny
> "black"
> 'the land surfer"
>
>
>
> the offspring
> 'walla walla'