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torture

by pirate jenny <pepp@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Oct 17, 2007 at 11:16 AM

torture
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:10:22]
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Joe Jackson
'Real Men'
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real man's syndrome

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i rolled in th door this arv


3 bourbons inside me

rare fr me durin th week

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and sure enough

a letter frm th court

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want me to come in and face torture


i've been adjourned and


they want me to front court

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i'll have four days of extra sore testicles

so much female pheremones and


in an air conditioned

courtroom

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no way

not goin thru that pan again

i'll be fuckin sittin there fr


hours man

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while th cunts with money and
a real lwayer


get their 


lesser sentences

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wot th fuck am i gunna do ?

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easiest option is

ask my god


th land


to bring in a tsunami and

wipe brisbane off th planet

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it's on th backburner ok

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i'll be doubly punished

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i deserve to lose my licence

i dont deserve to be tortured

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another letter
came thru th mailbox

same load

frm sper

th state government
enforcment registry

to th occupant

lookin fr me

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think i;ve gone missing

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hmm

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ya cant front a doctors certificate

with my condition

even if it is
one in four billion

my doctor is a weak arsed cunt

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bt sper has me down as

my fines


come out of my disability pension

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th system still
not sure wot to do with me

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when my anger calms down

th left testicle
still givin me th shits


been complaining abou it all day


th bong thang
right fuckin now

or u die cunt

..
..
..

i'm gunna make some waves this time

i dont wanna be tortured again



why i dont go to pubs

and hang around

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can fuckin smoke
cant take my regular painkiller and


man i am gunna make th hugest scene

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if i walk in that courtroom straight

ppl are gunna die




with my gift

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ugly

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balfugly

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option two is
take th cop's advice

and go back to th underworld

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option 3 is

wipe brisbane off th planet

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option 3 is th easiest black

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though it wouldnt seem it

to th fuckhead


pokin their nose in my diary

fuck off cunt


or i'll kill u

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"u cant take yr body into a"
"air conditioned  courtroom for half  day or'
'worse"


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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:23:25]
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Röyksopp
'Only This Moment'
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it's th after consequences

that no judge in this land



will  listen to

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i'm in it

and it;s deep

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"settle down jenny"
"smoek some drugs"

"i'll get some legal advice"
and who is going to pay fr that

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last duty solicitor i got

got me yelled at by th beak and

put back in th list




in th back of th courtroom

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"i'll fix"

u say that


"smoke yr fuckin greens pirate  jenny"



scuse i


..
..
..


u did put a fix in

when i quit

as 
the witchdoctor of australia and


i pulled my protection spell

on our aussie soldiers

involved inth war on terror

and we've lost our first one

since then

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:27:14]
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Regurgitator
'Blubber Boy (Riding The Wave O'
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"under 3 weeks"
"within th traditional timeframe"

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i need a queens counsel

"he wont help u break australia's constitution"

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if i frnt th court

it'll break

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"relax jenny"
"we're th only psychic"

"wwho predicted we'd lose an aussie soldier"
"within our usual timeframe"


so

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means shit

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lots of ppl will die black


aussies

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 i cant do that

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"option 4 pull th pin"
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:29:35]
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Bob Marley And The Wailers
'Misty Morning'
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i'm not killin myself over a little weed
and a minor dui charge

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too easy to kill somebody else

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ex triple o secret agent man

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pass fr both sexes and


black and white

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"he said not to write it down"
"in yr excuse to th court"

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he did

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i'm more used to

bein open about myself


to groups of less than twenty paulie

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"should be interesting then"


oh dear

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my doctor is missing

little brother
had to go to another qu

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:32:28]
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Powderfinger
'Rockin' Rocks'
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ack today

ya spineless cunt

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"he's avoiding both of us now"

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i might give him some reason to avoid me

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"not his fault"

"cant prove it either way"


drag in
thirty of my ex girlfriends

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"they wont do anything fr u"

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fuckin docotrs dont even wanan 
talk to em

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we can assess u
without talkin to all yr ex bitches

no ya fuckin cant

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ws easier when i ws married

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u come out of hiding bitch
with my firstborn son or

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"i'll look into it"

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:35:28]
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Nirvana
'Polly'
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ok paulie

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i'm not bein fuckin tortured again

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"i'll beat my brothe rup"
"he'll go to his doctor and "


"talk about his problem with th"
"crystal balls curse"

that isnt a fix

"no bt i'll feel better"
"i owe him 20 punches in th head"

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i do

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"u wont hit im"
"jst tell im to get fucked"

"fourteen times a day"

he doesnt get it


"more thn half deaf"

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ya know wot th ringing in his ears is

"yes, bt no doctor will agree with me"

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thanks mum
u are a fuckin bitch

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:38:22]
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Queen
'Bohemian Rhapsody.mp3'
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how would th papal curse

family curse


go down in court

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he'd shut me up fast

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"make a submission"

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if it;s my usual fashion

that wont get far

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"it might"

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here's a copy of my diary

go hard

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hmm

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is th inspector general
of th secret services of australia

ever
going to answer his mail

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i might remember
wot i did for a living

for australia

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i fuckin warned th feda


would i have sent a fuckin email to em



beint  outlaw cunt i am

if i wasnt tryint o warn em

a month before their plane augured in

i had a fuckin travel warning on
indonesia


fuckin garuda disaster

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"magic doesnt exist in"
"law"

it will soon
if they;re not careful

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"they cant have that"

i know

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:43:59]
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Tracy Chapman
'Fast Car'
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and a bridge pylon

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"u'll get thru this"

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with no cunt holdin my hand

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"sitnorm"

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"kuta is holdin yr hand"

yeah ok


"cmon jenny"

"she'll fix it"

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i believe

"well show yr belief then"


"she'll fox it"



no leave it

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:45:51]
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Weird Al Yankovich
'Elmo's Got A Gun'
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spent th afternoon
with th anti christ

the land rover


at th auto electrician's

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looks liek i have my licence

to pick it up tomorrow ater all



"looks after little brother"

"his shitbox"

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i'd suicide on a  unicycle black

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:47:23]
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Wolfmother
'Colossal'
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"always wantin to do somethin different"

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"ya know it wouldnt let ya"
"too magic"

"and ya have to rememebr yr beliefs"


"how can u die ?"


only if it;s
meaningless

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"cn th former"
"witchoctor of australia"
"fr six yrs"


"death"


"ever be meaningless"



"with th magic we've done"


none of that;s public

secret men;s business

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"who gives a fuck wot th public think"

dumb fuckers dont know anything


about how their world works

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so i cant run out and

off myself

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"wot else is new"

it;s on th table

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and i'm th dominant personality

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"yr jst shitty"

yeah i'm gunne be


fuckin tortured again

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it's only a coupel of weeks
since i got tortured by th cops


give me to a dickless tracy 


to be minded




u've got my fuckin record

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while ya trash my car

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"option five"

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:52:22]
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Starsailor (Tin White Duke Mix
'Four To The Floor '
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leave oz

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and chase after th woman of my dreams

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"be an adventure anyway"

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i wouldnt come back

"little brother lives here"

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he'd follow me

within a  yr

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"ya want a dutch passport ?"

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cn ya get me one ?

"i cn get anything"

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they got my original name ?

"yeah but"
"i dont think he wrote it down"

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hmm

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how about a french pasport

"trickier bt'


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"maybe"

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th old lady made a mistake comin here

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truly oma ws right
th place is full of savages

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i'm not on good terms with my family paultje

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"blood is thicker than water"

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i'll still call myself aboriginal

used to other ppl doin it 

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psychic minder fr hire



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:57:09]
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The Verve
'Space And Time'
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i ws readinth psychic ads today

in th women;s magazines and

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99.9 % accurate

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shit i only get five percent


"if that"



and i got

360 thousand


psychic kills

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'advertising"

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ya gotta love their claims

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"it;s coz they dont offer proof"

u goin einstein non me

for every action
an opposite reaction shit


"sell fake magic"

"and give em real magic"

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hmm

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they only buy wot;s bullshit

if ya gave em real magic


they;d ask fr their money back

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"spent 17 yrs on th carnival"

"clip th cunts"

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i ws a minder

to th gypsies banker


we didnt sell shit to th public

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"fat johnny cn still sit on it and
"spin"


which one
"both"

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when's th election ?

"we frnt court again before then"



cn u get me another

adjournment


"piece of piss"

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ok

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:01:34]
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Bruce Springsteen
'Born To Run'
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how could i be a flight risk

i cant even travel on public transport

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"i cn fly a plane"

says u

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3 days before th last time i ws tortured

by female pheremones



i doctored up apic


on my desktop

a cartoon


of a goldfish


in a goldfish bowl



bein tortured by a nazi cat



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th house current
goin into th goldfish bowl and

th cat askin



where is th escape tunnel ?

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a nonsensical question

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get tortured

no matter wot ya say

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i wouldnt go to my own
brothers fuckin birthday party

coz fuckin stinkin women were gunna be there

and i cant smoke at th pub

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'i'm gettin u outta here"

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fuckin savages

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:06:02]
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Karen Carpenter
'Yesterday Omce More'
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we have too many
aborignal deaths in custody

still

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if i go inside

i'll die in there


th cunts would put a female screw

on my landing


"every time"

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and bein a  chick
she;d have to push it


only every girlfriend
i';ve ever had

has used it on me

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sore balls every day

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even when th bitch

condescends to fuck me

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cepth then

i get half  days


no pain

instead of

an hour and a half



after
wanking

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fuck u

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so high and fuckin mighty


above th animals hey

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bitch doesnt care she affects ya
most of my female friends

got off more
if i ws in pain

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why i dumped em all

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:09:59]
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The Eagles
'Witchy Woman'
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i dumped julie
ex girlfriend

friends for twenty yrs afterwards

i found her in my bed
when i woke up and

and she didnt fuck me




we dont talk anymore

we'll never talk again

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ever

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crossed th line

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never purple

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:11:16]
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Kylie Minogue
'Secret (Take You Home)'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:11:28]
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Tatu
'All The Things You Said (RUS)'
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go and get fucked

..
..
..
pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:11:58]
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George
'Run'
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torture
pirate jenny <pepp@[EM  2007-10-17 11:16:55 

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