thang is my left hand
+++
does all th dirty jobs
keep my bitch happy
and th odd bit of masturbation
yr not ambidextrous
if ya cant wank with both hands
she knows wot i mean
+++
shutup liza
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Machine Gun Fellatio
'All of Them Ladies'
+++
get yr hand off it anyway
+++
i dunno
+++
th bong thang
..
..
..
yr not gettin my left hand
in a pickle jar
after i die jane
+++
changed my will
+++
fuckin femjacks
only ever
got one thing on their mind
+++
wot can she spray nxt
+++
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+++
Tears For Fears
'Mad World'
+++
cn i put on th gary jules version
+++
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Gary Jules
'Mad World'
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volume UP
+++
..
..
..
lindsay babe
wanna do a duet with ya
i'm not an addict
by k's choice
u'll sound good
+++
jst fr th humour
but black honey man would
make it sound sweet
hey kutaman
+++
stop singin man
oh well
..
..
..
to be honest
i do sing in bed
on occasion
+++
goin over th edge
+++
th only place
bein a psychic empath
is real handy
+++
so wher;es that g spot then
+++
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Pink Floyd
'Dogs'
+++
sorry
th right hand got carried away
+++
jst switchin
+++
hmm
+++
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George
'Truth'
+++
let my female side have a go
+++
hey thang
pack a bong and
be nice to th missus will ya
i wanna go nightclubbing and
she dances better
after she;s had five orgasms
+++
back it up bitch
+++
morticia is squeelin
in th psychic ether
we broke up
+++
ge over it
+++
th orgasms
kept th menieres disease
at bay
yeah ok cid
+++
another one
who lived vicariously thru me
+++
she ws alive once
+++
sabrina is still
spittin chips
she didnt get any of th stories
about thang
+++
sorry babe
we did dance a lot though
+++
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+++
Cypress Hill
'A Man'
+++
sorry
most of th time i look liek a guy
+++
dummy spit
i'm never b th right sex
at th right time
keep me well drained
fuck off white
+++
i'm not comin to xmas ok
+++
bourbon over here thang
..
..
..
if u cn beat
versace lady jane's record
of five orgasms in seven minutes
yr fuckin magic
+++
she was a pro
+++
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+++
Ben Folds
'Boxing'
+++
why'd ya stuff me out th window
+++
my male side is still spittin
+++
dont like takin punches to th head
less th nuts are empty
cant feel it
is true bt
hurts later
+++
i'll never talk to rachel again
she knew i had sore nuts
+++
if u were a boy
u woulda gone out th window
th nxt chick goes
+++
pick a window
yr leaving
+++
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+++
Mason Williams
'Classical Gas'
+++
no shit rachel
+++
if u arent emptying my testicles
u dont fuckin hit me
+++
i lost three
real good
long term friends over it
+++
ropable isnt even close
+++
i still wanna throw u thru a window
+++
u're not pregnant now
u'll bounce
+++
pack yr shitty;s elsewhere
ya shouldnt have picked a fight wi me
+++
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+++
Budgie
'Rape Of The Locks'
+++
yr mother with th flaming
long red hair and i
arent goin out anymore
+++
she's gunna shit all over u
+++
hey there delilah
+++
u gunna punch me
after demandin a backrub too
be smart about it babe
+++
i'm still fuckin seething
+++
i dont talk to my favourite musician friend anymore
and we sang together four yrs
+++
i spent a month in rehab
+++
dumped every female friend i have and
+++
i found an ex girlfriend
in my bed
not that long ago
and th bitch didnt fuck me
+++
we arent talking
little brother is talkin to her
i fuckin wont
+++
i care factor
+++
friend fr twenty yrs
after we stopped fuckin
+++
this is th line
+++
shoulda thrown her
out th fuckin window
there's a roof to catch her
+++
fuck off purple
+++
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+++
Dana Lyons
'Cows With Guns'
+++
cow
+++
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+++
Stereophonics
'Maybe Tomorrow'
+++
where's th fuckin off switch
+++
jst tune down th gift
+++
even th drugs
are havn a hard time
+++
th right nut is sore morticia
+++
jst castin around
fr who to throw th
black magic curse at
+++
it'll cum to me
+++
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+++
A Perfect Circle
'The Hollow'
+++
an earthquake i think
+++
i'll have to
throw this anger somewhere
+++
offshore
+++
th buildup
is givin me th shits
+++
th unicycle gone back in th shed
+++
waitin on th clues
to tie a fuckin big one
to afghanistan
+++
i want more
than a hundred thousand dead
a super quake
+++
kuta
+++
my left hand
almost forgotten
wot it is to ride
a monster orgasm
+++
orgasm thief
+++
if i get real greedy
u know u had one bt
where;d th fuckin pleasure go
sorry babe
i nicked that one
ready fr another ?
+++
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+++
Chris Isaak
'Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing'
+++
i'll make up for it
+++
then maybe dancin hey
+++
i dont diry dance with 5 bitches anymore
surfers paradise started to give me th shits
+++
replace me
+++
stuffin a unicycle down th waves
th tourists liked it
+++
th pigs intercepted me
take it up with them
+++
th surf unicycle still
is in th front seat of th car
+++
i cant pull it out
i;ve tried
+++
nuthin i cn do
+++
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+++
T - Rex
'Telegram Sam'
+++
aussie ppl's
dont do shit
ever
+++
"th schoolies are still cut"
"th wizard isnt coming"
i dont do every schoolies anyway
"they wont listen to that"
"they only get one "
"schoolies"
+++
i never should have gotten in that
schoolies video
surfin in th surf
+++
i'm sorry ok
it aint doable
+++
coppin too much flack paulo
"not my problem"
+++
it'llbe six months at least
before th surf unicycle
hits th waves
+++
now i got tourists whingin
+++
ya dont ask to take th piccies
+++
i been run down by an eleven
blonde model
in th surf
who th fuck are u
+++
go and ge
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+++
Nicole Kidman and Some Guy
'Come What May'
+++
t fucked
+++
u heard me bitch
+++
well and truly
+++
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+++
Violent Femmes
'I Hate the TV [#]'
+++
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+++
B2K
'Bump Bump Bump 2'
+++
wot fuckin baby bump
+++
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+++
Phil Collins
'Another Day in Paradise'
+++
its another day in paradise and
th wizard of oz
retired is
in a cunt of a mood
+++
black wizard with sore testicles
lookin into th psychic ether
to find some cunts natural disaster
to claim a hundred thousand psychic kills
to ease his pains
+++
+++
u killed a local
aussie soldier
comes frm brisbane
kuta town
i'm
the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta
till my heart stops beating
yr dead meat
+++
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+++
King Missile
'Detachable Penis'
+++
th mood i'm in
i'll go fr th biggest kill
in my career
which means
it has to top
230 thousand
+++
bring th fucker on
+++
no
my sweet lord today
+++
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+++
Nirvana
'Blew'
+++
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+++
George Harrison
'My Sweet Lord'
+++
cunt
+++
one off
+++
psychic not
omnipotent
wish hollywo
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+++
The Kinks
'Apeman'
+++
od
would get it
+++
yr
willing suspension of disbelief
is really harming humanity
u do know that
dont u
+++
th bitch isnt magic
+++
fuck u stickie nickie
+++
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+++
Machine Gun Fellatio
'Mouth'
+++
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+++
Modern English
'Melt With You'
+++
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+++
Tenacious D
'Kyle Quit The Band'
+++
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+++
Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
+++
pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
she'd rather
drink my bourbon and
smoek all my drugs than
ride my left hand and
go fr th record
such a chick
+++
versace lady jane is
laughin her fuckin head off
her record is safe
+++
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+++
The Verve
'Catching The Butterfly'
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