Unrequited sex and drugs n rock n roll is boring
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she gave me this kindda
vague look and
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Snap
'Oops Up'
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it;s for chicks
i said
to th stunning redhead
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that ws saturday night
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today's monday and another chick said t me
wh dont ya go out busking
i couldnt afford th coffee
left th shop empty handed
i wouldnt sing in public again fr a
million dollars
it;d still b
unrequited sex n drugs n rock n roll
+++
done enough of it
it;s fr chicks i tell ya
th bullshit
so pervasive
+++
i cant even find
in my heart
a reason to visit my drug dealer
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things have changed
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it's seriously boring
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i did however
sing fr two hours
th guy
ws celebratin th birth of his first son
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ACDC
'Girls Got Rhythm'
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bt when midnight came
i ws already in th car
on my way home
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now that's different
and only three drinks
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i think i;m out
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KLF
'Last train to trancentral'
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The Beatles
'Strawberry Fields'
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sorry strawberry
i had to split
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we were gunna swap numbers bt
th boys whinged too much
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i dunno
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u want that compilation cd
th new one
u'll have to track me down
or i wont make it
still tryin to replenish all th music i lost
+++
somewhere in that gorgeous head
i know u understand
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George
'Strange Days'
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i left in a hurry
th gay chick isnt on th pill
or pregnant and
too much cuddle and
i wasnt properly medicated
for that event
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too much honesty
i didnt tell er that though
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honesty is a crock
+++
thinkin on takin a vow of silence
every time my mouth opens
out comes
truth and
look th fuck out
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doesnt do shit fr me
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and th truth shall set u free
it wont get u laid though
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Presidents of the united state
'We Are Not Going To Make IT'
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cool
+++
i had to sing
fr four days at home
to have a nice voice
fr joshies
firstborn son bash
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bt umm
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i dont do this anymore
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well u asked
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Sade
'The Sweetest Taboo'
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should of kept my mouth shut
+++
if i do
get an invite
fr our regular
xmas day and evening bash
i may arrive with a ballgag in my mouth
+++
strawberry
wants to take up
singing lessons
dont do lead strawberry
ya have to sing
th same fuckin shit
over and over
and over
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or they squeel
i dont listen to any of em
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finest compliment i ever got
singin with th buskers ws
wot u do
doesnt make any sense bt
u keep doin it
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wouldnt sing th backing track
off th record
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u want th original
go and download it
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i slipped into old habits
acapella
tryin to be
in th rhythm section and
wanderin off with th lead
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ho hum
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at least there ws a hot redhead there
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The Kinks
'Everybody's Gonna Be Happy'
+++
sure brightened th place up
+++
am i surprised to cya strawberry ?
not really
a chick
who looks a bit liek u
gracing my desktop
+++
shoulda told ya
about tha pic
on my desktop
when th
cops interrogated me
a goldfish
bein interrogated by a nazi cat
+++
ws it a surprise ?
not much is
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one thing my gift did do
real good
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Ween
'It's A Bong, Not A Microphone'
+++
when i arrived home
to find th cops
surroundin my home
and took my bong
and my emergency stash
pain medication
they were all on foot and
i coulda jst kept driving
+++
with brand new
legal meds in th car
i had a fuckin good giggle
at their expense
u think u had a win ?
+++
makes me feel good
if they come in numbers again
they might not find me again
a gift
+++
trained
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Rory Gallagher
'Ghost Blues'
+++
writin clues to th song about to play
well that one wasnt all that good
+++
dont get everything right
i'm a real psychic
when i really need it though
it shines
+++
99% accurate
th magazine psychics cry in their ads
yeah right
+++
if i get five percent over
th average
i'm ahead
+++
and i get way over that
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Delta Goodrem
'Predictable'
+++
predictable
+++
th only thing with
predicting things is
it involves u
in wot happens
+++
and th real shitty thing is
mostly
it always comes backwards
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Regurgitator
'Pop Porn'
+++
regurgitate yr meal and
it comes out
of th mouth
instead of goin in
+++
too fuckin easy
+++
boring...
and still
no validation
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Kylie Minogue
'Slow'
+++
it's fuckin slow alright
maybe it;s th colour of my skin
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Culture Club
'Karma Chameleon'
+++
fuckit
outta here
shit to do
..
..
..
black
+++
p.s.
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Plain White T's
'Hey There Delilah'
+++
..
..
..
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+++
PJ Harvey & Thom Yorke
'This Mess We're In'
+++
..
..
..
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Dandy Warhols
'Heroin Is So Passe'
+++
..
..
..
[the wiz exits th blog laughing]
[load th machine guns]
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Judy Garland
'Wizard of Oz - We're Off To See The Wizard'
+++
[fire]
[we lose more peasants this way...]
[they really should read th signs]
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Shakespears Sister
'You're History'
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