Lost Bloggers of the Outernet (part seven)
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Led Zeppelin
'Dazed And Confused'
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how can this guy be lost
on a known planet in a known star system
called off xmas leave
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i'm stayin at little brothers
down on earth
on th edge of brisbane
up pine river way
normally my ship would be parked in th river bt
its in th inland sea
out near woomera
gettin repairs
i dont even know if it;s fixed yet
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better read th orders again
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nothin goin t that star system is comin home
oh great
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is close too
81 light yrs
give or take
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i'll have t come at it sideways
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scuse i diary
ringin th dry dock
is my bloody ship floating yet ?
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they got a rush order and
it'll be afloat when i get there
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i need a lift to th airport bro
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stinkin hot bt
i'm enjoyin th land surfin
th unicycle isnt th same aboard ship
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gotta split on boxing day ok
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seems weird
catchin a flyin boat
out t wot was
desert
bt then
my starship is also a
flyin boat
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The Black Eyed Peas
'My Humps'
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ok computer
a few bumps stickin outta th upper hull
still designed to come back thru atmosphere
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be nice to get back home
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not fully comfortable if there;s a
human within five light yrs
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hmm
all th damage repaired
frm th last rescue mission and
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Frank & Nancy Sinatra
'Something Stupid'
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it is stupid
this cove isnt lost
why me
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alcor
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be fucked
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off up th left of th big dipper and
lots of water on that planet
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i'll log onto th outernet and
read his blog fr a bit
wot is th problem ?
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somethin big and solid between here
and there
so
space is littered with sdtray planets and
bigger things
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why dont ya jst pick another route
is clearly marked in th tank
dont take this route
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Kevin Bloody Wilson
'Wow Did I Get Whacked'
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ya will be whacked
killed that is
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wot's wrong with th side route via ursa minor
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dickhead
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i'll come frm th opposite direction and
oh dear
we're at war
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are they really flingin rocks at us
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Joy Division
'Love Will Tear Us Apart'
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81 light yrs is a long way
to be havin an argument bt
in this day and age
it;s jst a hop
skip
and several jumps
five i think
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poor little boy
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it clearly says
to stay out of this region
why
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bloody teenagers
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i cn talk
th perennial teenager
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hi
i'm on my way
comin in frm
th opposite direction
i know this star i cn jump frm
cant see it frm earth anymore
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if my ship gets shot up again
u pay mungrel
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captains log
i didnt poo my pants tpoday
or yesterday fr that matter
there;s always tomorrow
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Massive Attack
'Inertia Creeps'
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abandon shit
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i'll cum back ok
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thousands of th mungrels
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yr in a spot of trouble
i say we leave ya there bt
i'm doin comunity service
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ppl smugglin is a crime they say
got caught sneakin five hundred souls frm
nigell four to nigel six
and they;re at war with each other
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the man isnt affiliated with either
dont know why i'm in trouble
yr in trouble dude
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time to brave th swarm
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land on a another alien sea and
try to rescue another
lost blogger of th outernet
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stop screamin ya mungrel
i'm callin in reinforcements
th space navy
we'll soon have a
25 thousand kilometre long
space whale
flyin in to their patch of space
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while i'm waitin i
better debug jenny.exe
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tell me th outcome dear
NEXT
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T - Rex
'Metal Guru'
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my metal guru
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they're an older civilization than we are
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so
we build big
huge rocks floatin around
in space
mindless missiles all
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th cavalry;s arrived diary
while they're keepin em busy
i get to land in a another alien sea
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if my outer skin gets shot up
i wont go thru atmos
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City High
'Sista'
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phere
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city high hey
their atmosphere peters out at
112 klicks high
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how many in yr party ?
abandon yr ship and
be in yr life raft ok
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landed to pick up sea water
an emergency he says
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dickhead
cant read
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had warnings about this planet
long before we perfected th space drive
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[party of five all aboard]
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hope th navy are still coverin me
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this is a stealth craft
radar jst bounces off it
scattered
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pray they dont eyeball us
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u ok if i
jst drop with th navy i
too long in mixed company ok
th ships scrubbers
havin a hard time with th female pheremones
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Nine Inch Nails
'Fuck You Like An Animal'
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if u dont get off my ship
pronto
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allergic to chicks still
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cn i tell u some other sixty seconds
dodgin rocks at th mo
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ok
pile into th escape pod and
my ship will eject u into an orbit that'll
land u with th navy
yr welcome
jst doin community service
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ok computer
pick a direction
any direction
lets get th fuck out of here
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Van Morrison
'Ain't No Sunshine'
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no bloody stars here man
th rift
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a thousand light yrs wide and
not one light in th void
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wot went thru here
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shiver up my spine
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at least
that blogger isnt
screamin about bein stuck anymore
u werent lost man
jst riskin yr hide
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wait till u get th bill
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Contours
'Now That I Can Dance'
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do you love me
lyric
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u wont when u get th bill
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my bill
th navy;s and
th lost bloggers of the outernet service
charge like wounded bulls
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cant understand how little brother wants to live on a
planet
bloody accretion ball
rocks fallin out of th sky forever more
easier to dodge in space
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inth rift
i cn sleep peacefull
my psychic sentries
finally get to rest
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a huge
black hole been thru here
yeah i know
is badly named
a big black ball
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it; leaves a black hole in it;s wake
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ok computer
jst stay in it;s wake
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gvie me a week and
i go back to huntin blue planets
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Wolfmother
'Minds eye'
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sing to a star
out there in th void
and if it sing s back
gorgeous
i fly to investigate
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close my eyes and
if i see
3 x A10 fruit salad
in my mind;s eye
it aint populated
well
cept maybe by intelligent planets
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[some comments made in yr blog captain]
so
i dont read comment
unless it;s official
i live fr me
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Yothu Yindi
'Romance At Garma'
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Mudvayne
'Death Blooms'
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pirate jenny
'wheel tail monkey'
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how long ago did i record this ?
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set th ship rotating
think i'll go fr a surf on one wheel
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love ya HARD
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i ejaculate therefore i am
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pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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Easy Star All Stars
'Money (Extended Version)'
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