Deep voodoo 5 8th
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i stacked th 36 inch unicycle
a faceplant crash
th right knee only jst come good frm it
jst a graze really
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Snap
'Rythm is a dancer'
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u reckon my rhythm ws out computer ?
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i spose
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ten pedals into an 8 kilo' ride
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straight into th ground
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a fall off th front of th uni
if u arent in th know
facefirst into th bitumen
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i picked myself up and
remounted again straight away
didnt affect th ride any
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still not skittish mounting th big beast but
that's th second time it's thrown me
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i caught some
penny farthings racing on th tube today
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Marilyn Manson
'Tainted Love'
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one too many wheels
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bt at least they werent safety bicycles
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th winner
ws a guy who'd only been ridin em
three weeks
go figure
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36 inch uni's
would be a sight to see racing
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flight test time
wot threw me off this time
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a tiny little bump
th wheel accelerated and
i ws thrown off
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i fell off th front
over compensating obviously
and early in th ride
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yesterday's ride i
fell off on th gravel path thru th trees
down on th cow pasture road
i walked th beast back to th bitumen
to remount
not a bad crash
jst hit a stick and
she fell
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Alanis Morrisette
'Ironic'
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and kuta lady's brother
comes roarin down th grass verge
racin another ute
fully sick sideways racing
th other ute on th bitumen and
i'm jst standin there
he yelled out hi and
nearly crashed
a big ditch on th grass
he jst caught it
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so i ws
jst standin there
waitin fr th cars to all go by
so i could remount on th bitumen
i ended up
takin it back to th trail
in th trees
to remount
and got back up in th dirt
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it struck me
i'd fallen off at th right time
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usually
i get round th whole
big block
without a fall
made it this arv that way
round th medium block
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isnt it ironic
jst standin there
waiting
to see th show
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course
when i left home
little brother ws on th phone
to th guy;s sister
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Shania Twain
'Man! I Feel Like A Woman'
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she had gone gaurantor on his car loan
i got back
not knowin wot her call ws about
to say i'd seen him
and i got th goss
they stickin her fr money on his loan
he's in default
and here he is sideways in th grass
hmm
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yr a mad bugger christian
nearly lost it
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how did kuta lady's little sister become guarantor
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buggered if i know
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i saw yr mad brother
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he said gday bt
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Massive Attack
'Protection'
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lucky i was there
coz he backed off to yell out to me
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a tiny little culvert in th grass ahead and
he ws racin his mate
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calm down kuta lady
he jst a young brave
and like all young braves
no brains
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Adam Freeland vs The Doors
'Hello I love You'
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3 weeks to go and
i cn get a car sideways again
and i wont be on a good behaviour bond anymore
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i sink this bourbon
thinkin on it
..
..
..
eleven hundred dollars
out of her baby bonus
little brother ws ropable
jst sayin
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lucky he bumped into me and not
he
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i jst smiled
with th massive unicycle under arm
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Sugababes
'Overload'
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strange fear
i aint felt fr yrs
first lyric
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th big wheel
when it spits ya
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out of th 20 or so times it;s spat me
since jan 1
only two faceplants
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usually jst step off
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i checked my savings today
nearly ready to buy another
solo wheel
a 29 or
another 26
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th itch
to create another monoshock wheel
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i chucked it past chris
he seemed kinda interested
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a fabricator of note
trippy has disappeared
gone bush
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so trippy wont bee makin th nxt one
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Bach
'Toccata and Fugue in D Minor'
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u sayin he sufferin a fugue
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stayin away frm th law i figured
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trippy th hydro kangaroo
now livin in th bush
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Bjork
'Venus As A Boy'
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ok he is young
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wouldnt be 21 yet
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i found another rollcage builder of note
who cn bend pipe and
ya see this solo wheel
i wanna put suspension on it
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ELP Emerson Lake And Palmer
'Fanfare For The Common Man'
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[gearing]
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th holy grail of uni design
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i had a sturmey archer geared hub
we were gunna use bt
versace lady jane has it
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cow
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i paid fr that thing
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..
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secret mens business
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i bumped into a beautiful dusky lady th other day
well yesterday
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stirred my soul
i have to admit
to my blog
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Bob Marley
'Sun Is Shining'
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perked up my day
ok
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still off th whacky weed
harder to free associate bt
th magic still works
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got a contract to think about
a little black magic whammy
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Jewel
'Till We Run Out of Road'
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he still hasnt come back to face oz justice
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a little longer and
i'll have to point th bone of death at im
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which i'll enjoy
maybe a little too much
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Tokyo Ghetto Pussy
'I Want You'
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pussy struck fucker
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kuta wants yr hide
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a little longer dear
not time yet
NXT
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Tokyo Ghetto Pussy
'I Want You'
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Jewel
'This Way'
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Jose Feliciano
'Light My Fire'
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..
..
..
dr patel
we had a little backfire last time we tried
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everyone went nuts about indian doctors fr a coupel weeks afterwards
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i'll write a better curse nxt time cunt
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[kuta volcano wakin up]
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th killer stingless bees buzzin
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Ram Jam
'Black Betty'
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[elizabethe anne shake a spear]
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when waiting is
kuta
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..
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Kylie Minogue
'Loving Days'
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ok
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we'll get im
if he doesnt come back to face th music
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th legal avenues not yet
fully explored is all
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i wonder if my ex
first wife
still owns that house in bundaberg
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Californication 2'
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Do Re Mi
'After the Volcano'
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Hair
'Let the Sun Shine In'
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[run george]
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Disturbed
'Decadence'
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[seek past end of file]
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Elvis Costello
'Everyday I write the Book'
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[locate customer and send]
[ranging psychic boomerangs]
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th spoor rang pls
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a little bit more selective this time i think
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th old spirits whinge i
didnt give them th guy;s
full name
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Violent Femmes
'America Is [#]'
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yeah ok
he is in america
hiding
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give him a wriggle will ya
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Led Zeppelin
'Since I've been loving you'
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my all time favourite song
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i dont love u man
far frm it
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practisin deep voodoo to
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well
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i'll know when to write th fatefull words
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another wicked black curse
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all those dead souls i'm
partly responsible for
in my past
screamin
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u'll join em
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Klubbheads
'Discohopping'
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Under the bridge'
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Regurgitator
'Kong Foo Sing'
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he'd be a good hit
no-one here gives a fuck about im
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bt we cant strike
till th gummint gives up on im
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Powderfinger
'Rockin' Rocks'
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then u cn have him kuta
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if he makes it
past 12 days
after i point th bone of death at im
in here
i'll have a record
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got th wrong doctor
th last time
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even if it fit kuta better
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kuta beach's bomb maker
bought it on day 12
i wont make it on
dr death
this time
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although
he ws a worse dr death
a dr who made bombs
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u'll get yrs
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Led Zeppelin
'Black Dog '
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..
..
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shit to do kuta
emails to check
contracts to review
later
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..
paulie the witchdoctor
[the land surfer]
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p.s.
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Deborah Coleman
'Don't Lie to Me'
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