Sweet terror
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The Offspring
'Pay The Man'
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hi dumb diary
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i took th 36 inch unicycle
down th redcliffe boardwalk this arv
sweet terror
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no brakes
and slow to slow down and
27 degrees celcius in th air
packed it was
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small children and
slow thinkin adults
littering th walk and
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why is it
that a party of four or more
will take up th whole walkway
when they know th bicycles and
roller bladers and
i
on a dirty big unicycle
are gunna roll by em
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sweet terror
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i didnt roll thru anybody but
a few thought th wheel big enough to
roll over em
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one guy thought it ws a 29 inch
bt i set im right
no mate it;s
36 inches
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cant stop in a hurry and
ppl all over th walk
had th beast 3 mnths bt
this is th first time it;s
had to do th pedestrian slalom
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it aquitted itself well bt
i had my heart in my mouth a couple times
when it got thick i
cheated a little and followed a bicycle thru th throng
(they got a bell to warn em)
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once i admit
i had to to do the
bleep bleep
scuse i
ah hang on
i said
excuse me
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sweet terror
will i get thru th
early autumn throng
without fucking up
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i got to th redcliffe jetty
without having to stop and
propped on a wall to light a ciggie
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turn around and
back th other way
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David Seville
'I Told the Witchdoctor'
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i heard th usual
that's cool and
wow a unicycle
u know
th usual
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one sweet little old lady told me th
usual
nice compliments
somethin to put a smile on my face
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it took off th look of fear anyway
th big beast jst
it rolls thru packed crowds like
well no other uni i;ve had
it doesnt stop in a hurry
i cant do broadslides on this one
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Edie Brickell
'What I Am'
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i've lost my braking ability
th 26 inch and
even th 27 both
i could chuck sideways and
stop in a hurry
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didnt come too close to anybody and
i only had to ride th edge of th seawall
a couple times
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why does a large group
of five or so ppl
have to spread out across th th whole walkway
why
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PJ Harvey
'Send His Love to Me'
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gotta hate em
enough bicycles there today so they;d have to
keep moving over bt
still
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no
i dont hate em bt
they make th unicyclist's life interesting
will i get past this group
without falling off
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overtook one bicyclist
[girls bike]
[safet bicycle]
while he took off over th grass to get by
i took th initiative to zig zag th crowd and
get th lead
could hear him behind me
dinging his little bell
to get past ppl
who'd already moved aside fr me
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didnt clip a post on th small slalom
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sweet terror
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it's been yrs since a uni
has given me such thrills
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Deborah Coleman
'Don't Lie to Me'
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ok
maybe th skatebowl bt
i dont go voff skatebowl walls anymore
not since i gave up th drugs
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doesnt float my boat anymore and
no-one cared
jst another idiot in th skatebowl
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Jethro Tull
'Slow marching band'
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th left knee has
fully recovered now frm th
last skatebowl wall accident
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th big wheel
doesnt mind th soft sand drifts
ppl have tracked up off th beach and
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i gave th toddlers and
wee ones a wide berth
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cn never be too careful
u know
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not my favourite unicycle for
ridin thru th sinday arv throng
at th beachside
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Blur
'Girls And Boys'
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hmm
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many girls in bikinis
polluted th throng today
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a bit distracting i think
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on sunny beaches
take your chances
lyric
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at least i
stayed confident
ridin th thru th ppl's and
didnt fall off once
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will i do it again ?
probly
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couldnt get park at th top end
completley packed out so
right down at th other end
also packed out
i had to park in a side street
it ws a gorgeous day
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sweet terror
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i had a fun day
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face yr fears
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and smile
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dont have a choice on that
some hot chick smiles at ya and
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XTC
'Senses Working Overtime'
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u said it
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ya automatically smile back and
before ya know it
it's painted on yr face with permanent ink
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later pudknockers
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..
..
paulie the weird witchdoctor
[the land surfer]
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p.s.
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INXS
'THE LOVED ONE'
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