On Apr 12, 1:00=A0pm, Ellen K Hursh <ekhu...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Say, how awesome would it have been, if she'd called the guy's bluff?
> Mr Winky: If I do decide to kill myself, I'm gonna come over to your
> house and blow my brains out on your front lawn--
> Catherine: Hey, cool! My kid's always wanted to see what the inside of
> a man's skull looks like. But do be sure you get it right - you
> wouldn't want to accidentally miss the brain stem and wind up as the
> veggie platter in the ICU until you get bedsores and die twenty years
> later!
> Mr Winky: [stares for a minute, then runs away]
I would have liked:
Mr. Winky: You've got everybody thinking I'm a psycho!
Catherine: And you're here to prove that you're not? Look, asshole, I
don't care if you're not armed: you take one step forward and I blow
you away, got that? We've got security cameras that will show you
waiting for me, approaching me and threatening me. I'd be cleared of
shooting you so fast I'd still have time to catch American Idol
tonight. Now back off!
Actually, come to think of it, Catherine can ask for a... what's it
called when somebody isn't allowed within 50 feet of you?... against
him.
Martin
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