Martin Phipps wrote:
> On Apr 12, 1:00 pm, Ellen K Hursh <ekhu...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>> Say, how awesome would it have been, if she'd called the guy's bluff?
>> Mr Winky: If I do decide to kill myself, I'm gonna come over to your
>> house and blow my brains out on your front lawn--
>> Catherine: Hey, cool! My kid's always wanted to see what the inside of
>> a man's skull looks like. But do be sure you get it right - you
>> wouldn't want to accidentally miss the brain stem and wind up as the
>> veggie platter in the ICU until you get bedsores and die twenty years
>> later!
>> Mr Winky: [stares for a minute, then runs away]
>
> I would have liked:
>
> Mr. Winky: You've got everybody thinking I'm a psycho!
> Catherine: And you're here to prove that you're not? Look, asshole, I
> don't care if you're not armed: you take one step forward and I blow
> you away, got that? We've got security cameras that will show you
> waiting for me, approaching me and threatening me. I'd be cleared of
> shooting you so fast I'd still have time to catch American Idol
> tonight. Now back off!
>
> Actually, come to think of it, Catherine can ask for a... what's it
> called when somebody isn't allowed within 50 feet of you?... against
> him.
Restraining order.
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