techdino <techdino@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On Sep 19, 6:13 am, "lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:07:25 GMT, DaveJohnson12@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
puked:
> > >On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:13:18 -0000, techdino <techd...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
> >
> > >>On Aug 30, 1:12 pm, "lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > >>> On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:24:17 -0400, RockNRo...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Manfred
> > >>> Noland) puked:
....nothing of any im****tance at all...
The im****tant thing is that Jessica Alba has been trying to
promote her new movie that will be in theaters in two days
for three days by revealing that she broke off a large ****tion
of one of her front teeth on Dane Cook's bony skull during a
kissing scene, requiring a near-Heather Locklear-sized cap...
In a related story, "Ghost Whisperer" star Jennifer Love
Hewitt revealed a few years ago that she contracted "trench
mouth" in Mexico, and the dentist told her she'd have to
have root canals on all her teeth in order to save them, but
she claimed the pain was so great to do just one she decided
she'd rather have all her teeth fall out than have any more
root canals.
Close inspection of her mouth in the intervening months
revealed white spots on her teeth like they were rotting from
the inside, then she suddenly appeared with a set of choppers
that were pure ****celain-white and about three times as
large as previously, almost Barry Gibb-sized...it appears
she may need to occasionally borrow Polident(TM) from
Howard Stern these days...
And this concludes today's re****t on young female actresses
that George Wa****ngton would laugh at...
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William Ernest Reid
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