On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:03:03 GMT, "Bill Reid"
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>techdino <techdino@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> On Sep 19, 6:13 am, "lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> > On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:07:25 GMT, DaveJohnson12@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> > >On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:13:18 -0000, techdino <techd...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> > >>On Aug 30, 1:12 pm, "lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> > >>> On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:24:17 -0400, RockNRo...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> > >>> Noland) puked:
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>...nothing of any im****tance at all...
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>The im****tant thing is that Jessica Alba has been trying to
>promote her new movie that will be in theaters in two days
>for three days by revealing that she broke off a large ****tion
>of one of her front teeth on Dane Cook's bony skull during a
>kissing scene, requiring a near-Heather Locklear-sized cap...
For some reason, the idea of a toothless Jessica Alba turns me on...
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>In a related story, "Ghost Whisperer" star Jennifer Love
>Hewitt revealed a few years ago that she contracted "trench
>mouth" in Mexico, and the dentist told her she'd have to
>have root canals on all her teeth in order to save them, but
>she claimed the pain was so great to do just one she decided
>she'd rather have all her teeth fall out than have any more
>root canals.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a horeseface for the record...
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>Close inspection of her mouth in the intervening months
>revealed white spots on her teeth like they were rotting from
>the inside, then she suddenly appeared with a set of choppers
>that were pure ****celain-white and about three times as
>large as previously, almost Barry Gibb-sized...it appears
>she may need to occasionally borrow Polident(TM) from
>Howard Stern these days...
>
>And this concludes today's re****t on young female actresses
>that George Wa****ngton would laugh at...
>
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>William Ernest Reid
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>
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lab~rat >:-)
Stupid humans...
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