lab~rat >:-) <chase@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:03:03 GMT, "Bill Reid"
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> puked:
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> >techdino <techdino@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >> On Sep 19, 6:13 am, "lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >> > On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:07:25 GMT, DaveJohnson12@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >> > >On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:13:18 -0000, techdino <techd...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >wrote:
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> >> > >>On Aug 30, 1:12 pm, "lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> >> > >>> On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:24:17 -0400, RockNRo...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
(Manfred
> >> > >>> Noland) puked:
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> >...nothing of any im****tance at all...
> >
> >The im****tant thing is that Jessica Alba has been trying to
> >promote her new movie that will be in theaters in two days
> >for three days by revealing that she broke off a large ****tion
> >of one of her front teeth on Dane Cook's bony skull during a
> >kissing scene, requiring a near-Heather Locklear-sized cap...
>
> For some reason, the idea of a toothless Jessica Alba turns me on...
How about the sight of her increasingly visible gristly segmented
trachea poking out between her neck tendons?
> >In a related story, "Ghost Whisperer" star Jennifer Love
> >Hewitt revealed a few years ago that she contracted "trench
> >mouth" in Mexico, and the dentist told her she'd have to
> >have root canals on all her teeth in order to save them, but
> >she claimed the pain was so great to do just one she decided
> >she'd rather have all her teeth fall out than have any more
> >root canals.
>
> Jennifer Love Hewitt is a horeseface for the record...
And what's the first thing you do when you buy a horse?
CHECK THE TEETH!!!
> >Close inspection of her mouth in the intervening months
> >revealed white spots on her teeth like they were rotting from
> >the inside, then she suddenly appeared with a set of choppers
> >that were pure ****celain-white and about three times as
> >large as previously, almost Barry Gibb-sized...it appears
> >she may need to occasionally borrow Polident(TM) from
> >Howard Stern these days...
> >
> >And this concludes today's re****t on young female actresses
> >that George Wa****ngton would laugh at...
Perhaps I should add: ever notice Sheryl Crow's humongous
two front teeth that even Santa couldn't get down a chimney?
FAKE!!!...she knocked out the originals in a skateboarding accident...
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William Ernest Reid
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