On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 13:58:08 GMT, "Bill Reid"
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>lab~rat >:-) <chase@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:03:03 GMT, "Bill Reid"
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>> >techdino <techdino@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >> On Sep 19, 6:13 am, "lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >> > On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:07:25 GMT, DaveJohnson12@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >> > >On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:13:18 -0000, techdino <techd...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >> > >>On Aug 30, 1:12 pm, "lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >> > >>> On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:24:17 -0400, RockNRo...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >...nothing of any importance at all...
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>> >The important thing is that Jessica Alba has been trying to
>> >promote her new movie that will be in theaters in two days
>> >for three days by revealing that she broke off a large portion
>> >of one of her front teeth on Dane Cook's bony skull during a
>> >kissing scene, requiring a near-Heather Locklear-sized cap...
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>> For some reason, the idea of a toothless Jessica Alba turns me on...
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>How about the sight of her increasingly visible gristly segmented
>trachea poking out between her neck tendons?
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>> >In a related story, "Ghost Whisperer" star Jennifer Love
>> >Hewitt revealed a few years ago that she contracted "trench
>> >mouth" in Mexico, and the dentist told her she'd have to
>> >have root canals on all her teeth in order to save them, but
>> >she claimed the pain was so great to do just one she decided
>> >she'd rather have all her teeth fall out than have any more
>> >root canals.
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>> Jennifer Love Hewitt is a horeseface for the record...
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>And what's the first thing you do when you buy a horse?
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>CHECK THE TEETH!!!
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>> >Close inspection of her mouth in the intervening months
>> >revealed white spots on her teeth like they were rotting from
>> >the inside, then she suddenly appeared with a set of choppers
>> >that were pure porcelain-white and about three times as
>> >large as previously, almost Barry Gibb-sized...it appears
>> >she may need to occasionally borrow Polident(TM) from
>> >Howard Stern these days...
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>> >And this concludes today's report on young female actresses
>> >that George Washington would laugh at...
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>Perhaps I should add: ever notice Sheryl Crow's humongous
>two front teeth that even Santa couldn't get down a chimney?
>FAKE!!!...she knocked out the originals in a skateboarding accident...
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>William Ernest Reid
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At this time I am obligated to mention Beth Ostrosky.
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lab~rat >:-)
Stupid humans...
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