Re: Fall

"Tim" <dingbattyone@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:fd8g1c1edc@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Squirrels just frighten me anymore. When I was a kid, they'd run away.
> Nowadays, I open the door and they just sit on my stoop and give me a
> bad look. I know it's just an urban legend, but I really do believe
> they're all chewing on crack vials.
>
> Tim
> --
> "Ding, ding goes the bat."
> ~ Chuck Berry, 1957 Parallel Time

So now I have a PSA running in my head:
Picture of a cute squirrel scampering away when you open the door, and the
announcer says, "This is a squirrel."
Then a picture of a glassy-eyed squirrel with unkempt fur giving you
attitude (with its little paw on its hip), and the announcer says, "This
is
a squirrel on drugs. Any questions?"


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Spike
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"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
                                             -Charlie Chaplin