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>>>Trig. or treat!
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>>Groan. I love it!
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> Punz are an integral part of this newsgroup :)
The add a special dimension to it.
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Very interesting that you brought up a math subject. Just a couple of
days ago, I posted this on a writing group. (Warning: it's bad!)
MR. RIGHT
"Oh look! There's Richard Right. Just look at his angles," said Irene
Isosceles, her own angles all aquiver.
"He only has three," Polly Gon replied.
"But two of them are just so acute!"
"Irene! Stanley Square's with him!"
"He's just a regular old square. I don't know what you see in him, Polly."
"He's so perfect. A triangle just can't equal his porportions."
Richard and Stanley waved and crossed the street.
"Hi Irene! You look great today," Richard said, "Did you hear about the
Scalenes? They're protesting for equal treatment."
Polly was annoyed that Richard was complementary to Irene and not to
herself. "Richard, why do you always have to go off on some tangent.
Scalenes just want to be different."
"Don't be so obtuse, Poll." Stanley said.
"You're right, Stan. In fact, everything about you is right." Polly
batted her angles at him.
"You know, you're a polygon. I could easily help you become a square."
"I'd like that very much."
Polly and Stanley went off to coordinate Polly's conversion.
"That leaves just the two of us," Richard said.
"And we do have a lot in common."
"Yes, the sum of our angles is same, and we function well together."
"That's an absolute!"
Richard and Polly had entered a new dimension in their relationship.
END (Certainly you want it any longer!)
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