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> Tim wrote:
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>> Wind River <wind_river@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>Tim wrote:
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>>>>Trig. or treat!
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>>>Groan. I love it!
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>> Punz are an integral part of this newsgroup :)
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> The add a special dimension to it.
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> Very interesting that you brought up a math subject. Just a couple of
> days ago, I posted this on a writing group. (Warning: it's bad!)
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> MR. RIGHT
>
> "Oh look! There's Richard Right. Just look at his angles," said Irene
> Isosceles, her own angles all aquiver.
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> "He only has three," Polly Gon replied.
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> "But two of them are just so acute!"
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> "Irene! Stanley Square's with him!"
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> "He's just a regular old square. I don't know what you see in him,
> Polly."
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> "He's so perfect. A triangle just can't equal his porportions."
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> Richard and Stanley waved and crossed the street.
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> "Hi Irene! You look great today," Richard said, "Did you hear about
> the Scalenes? They're protesting for equal treatment."
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> Polly was annoyed that Richard was complementary to Irene and not to
> herself. "Richard, why do you always have to go off on some tangent.
> Scalenes just want to be different."
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> "Don't be so obtuse, Poll." Stanley said.
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> "You're right, Stan. In fact, everything about you is right." Polly
> batted her angles at him.
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> "You know, you're a polygon. I could easily help you become a square."
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> "I'd like that very much."
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> Polly and Stanley went off to coordinate Polly's conversion.
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> "That leaves just the two of us," Richard said.
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> "And we do have a lot in common."
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> "Yes, the sum of our angles is same, and we function well together."
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> "That's an absolute!"
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> Richard and Polly had entered a new dimension in their relationship.
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> END (Certainly you want it any longer!)
Back to Dark Shadows: If Barnabas could have sang his way back to Julia
in 1970, would it have been a parallelogram?
Tim (who always thought that a "rhombus" was a wild party)
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"Ding, ding goes the bat."
~ Chuck Berry, 1957 Parallel Time
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