I was just wondering about something.
Does anyone remember this lost episode? I cant' remember which season
of Emergency it was, so please help me out.
It was Saturday night. Johnny and Roy and brought 10 old pregnant
Shaniqua from Watts into Rampart. Shaniqua was having a stomach ache,
and her 6 children had called the emergency squad fearing their mommie
was going to deliver again. They couldn't call their 6 different dads
as the fathers were all in jail. Turns out Shaniqua had eaten some
watermelon seeds, and was not yet ready to deliver her 7th child.
After they discharged Shaniqua, Dr. Bracket said "You know, it's slow,
Dixie. Let's knock off early for the night, and go over to my house.
We can try out my new redwood hot tub."
Dixie said "That sounds great! I'll stop off a Pic-N-Save and get
some Annie Green Springs wine."
Dr. Bracket said "Get some of that wonderful Boon's Farm Strawberry
Hill wine too." He turned to Johnny and Roy, and asked "Hey - why
not join us?"
Johnny pondered, and responded "I'm in. We're off in about 20
minutes." Roy also said "Hell, fuck JoAnne and the kids, I want to
go party!'
"What about suits?" Johnny asks. Dr. Bracket answers "Oh Hell, it's
the 70's. This is what wild California hot tub and orgy stories are
made of." Johnny becomes slightly aroused.
Dr. Bracket gave them the address of his swinging bachelor pad in
Redondo Beach.
Johnny asked "Can we stop off at Rally's and get some Sun Chips to go
with the cheap wine?" Dixie responded "No, those won't be invented
for another 15 years or so. Just pickup up some potato chips and
dip."
They all part. Exactly one hour later, Johnny and Roy arrive at Dr.
Bracket's beachfront home just off Avenue D and the Pacific Coast
Highway. No one answers, so Johnny and Roy walk around back. "Hello"
Roy says, only to hear "Come on in!" through the gate.
Dixie and Bracket were sitting in the large redwood hot tub completely
buck naked. Dixie jumps out of the tub. Although it was dark, the
moonlight and tiki torches illuminated her glistening body and
enormous, well endowed breast. Her nipples hardened in the wind as
she ran towards the firemen to give them a big, wet kiss.
"Wow!" Said Johnny! You really look different"
"You like my teetsies?" Dixie said all in a slur.
"Teetsies?" Roy said. "I think you mean titsies."
"No" Bracket said "She really means titties! With so much Annie Green
Springs County wine in her, it's all a slur. She gets like this when
she drinks." Bracket explained that nursing uniforms are maid with
darts to reduce and point the breast, but out of the nurse uniform
they are free flowing (the breast).
"Yea!" Dixie exclaimed "That's what I meant to say - titties...or
something like that." Dixie farted all of the sudden. "Dang!" she
said "That's what cheap wine does to old Dixie." The firemen and
Bracket laughed like small school boys.
Bracket jumped out of the tub. Roy and Johnny couldn't help but
notice how well well hung he was - over 10 inches when more or less
fully aroused. "That's some large sausage you got there" Johnny
commented. "Yes. It hurts sometimes!" Said Dixie "expecially when
it goes up the bottom!" She lets another fart rip, then giggles.
"Don't worry, Firemen" said Bracket "I'll be gentle." We need some of
that Annie Green Spring County wine or Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
wine right now!" Roy said. "I'll pour you a glass." Said Bracket
"Now, get those clothes off and get into that tub."
The screen fades to black.
The announcer said "Coming up on the next episode - Dixie performs her
own abortion."
Now, am I crazy? What season did this take place?
Thanks!
Love you!
Saggie
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