I think that was episode six, after they all got to know each
other a bit better. Your memory is slipping. Dixie was so drunk
she left a BM (bowel movement) under the water, and the Mexican
pool guy had to clean it up the next day.
--
Christopher A. Young
You can't shout down a troll.
You have to starve them.
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"saggie diapers" <saggiediaperz@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:1182668913.942118.165140@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
I was just wondering about something.
:
: Does anyone remember this lost episode? I cant' remember which
season
: of Emergency it was, so please help me out.
:
: It was Saturday night. Johnny and Roy and brought 10 old
pregnant
: Shaniqua from Watts into Rampart. Shaniqua was having a
stomach ache,
: and her 6 children had called the emergency squad fearing their
mommie
: was going to deliver again. They couldn't call their 6
different dads
: as the fathers were all in jail. Turns out Shaniqua had eaten
some
: watermelon seeds, and was not yet ready to deliver her 7th
child.
:
: After they discharged Shaniqua, Dr. Bracket said "You know,
it's slow,
: Dixie. Let's knock off early for the night, and go over to my
house.
: We can try out my new redwood hot tub."
:
: Dixie said "That sounds great! I'll stop off a Pic-N-Save and
get
: some Annie Green Springs wine."
:
: Dr. Bracket said "Get some of that wonderful Boon's Farm
Strawberry
: Hill wine too." He turned to Johnny and Roy, and asked
"Hey - why
: not join us?"
:
: Johnny pondered, and responded "I'm in. We're off in about 20
: minutes." Roy also said "Hell, **** JoAnne and the kids, I
want to
: go party!'
:
: "What about suits?" Johnny asks. Dr. Bracket answers "Oh Hell,
it's
: the 70's. This is what wild California hot tub and orgy
stories are
: made of." Johnny becomes slightly aroused.
:
: Dr. Bracket gave them the address of his swinging bachelor pad
in
: Redondo Beach.
:
: Johnny asked "Can we stop off at Rally's and get some Sun Chips
to go
: with the cheap wine?" Dixie responded "No, those won't be
invented
: for another 15 years or so. Just pickup up some potato chips
and
: dip."
:
: They all part. Exactly one hour later, Johnny and Roy arrive
at Dr.
: Bracket's beachfront home just off Avenue D and the Pacific
Coast
: Highway. No one answers, so Johnny and Roy walk around back.
"Hello"
: Roy says, only to hear "Come on in!" through the gate.
:
: Dixie and Bracket were sitting in the large redwood hot tub
completely
: buck ****d. Dixie jumps out of the tub. Although it was dark,
the
: moonlight and tiki torches illuminated her glistening body and
: enormous, well endowed breast. Her nipples hardened in the
wind as
: she ran towards the firemen to give them a big, wet kiss.
:
: "Wow!" Said Johnny! You really look different"
:
: "You like my teetsies?" Dixie said all in a slur.
:
: "Teetsies?" Roy said. "I think you mean titsies."
:
: "No" Bracket said "She really means titties! With so much
Annie Green
: Springs County wine in her, it's all a slur. She gets like
this when
: she drinks." Bracket explained that nursing uniforms are maid
with
: darts to reduce and point the breast, but out of the nurse
uniform
: they are free flowing (the breast).
:
: "Yea!" Dixie exclaimed "That's what I meant to say -
titties...or
: something like that." Dixie farted all of the sudden. "Dang!"
she
: said "That's what cheap wine does to old Dixie." The firemen
and
: Bracket laughed like small school boys.
:
: Bracket jumped out of the tub. Roy and Johnny couldn't help
but
: notice how well well hung he was - over 10 inches when more or
less
: fully aroused. "That's some large sausage you got there"
Johnny
: commented. "Yes. It hurts sometimes!" Said Dixie "expecially
when
: it goes up the bottom!" She lets another fart rip, then
giggles.
:
: "Don't worry, Firemen" said Bracket "I'll be gentle." We need
some of
: that Annie Green Spring County wine or Boone's Farm Strawberry
Hill
: wine right now!" Roy said. "I'll pour you a glass." Said
Bracket
: "Now, get those clothes off and get into that tub."
:
: The screen fades to black.
:
: The announcer said "Coming up on the next episode - Dixie
performs her
: own abortion."
:
: Now, am I crazy? What season did this take place?
:
: Thanks!
:
: Love you!
:
: Saggie
:
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