On Jun 25, 2:45 pm, "Stormin Mormon"
<cayoung61**spambloc...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> I think that was episode six, after they all got to know each
> other a bit better. Your memory is slipping. Dixie was so drunk
> she left a BM (bowel movement) under the water, and the Mexican
> pool guy had to clean it up the next day.
>
> --
>
> Christopher A. Young
> You can't shout down a troll.
> You have to starve them.
> .
>
> "saggie diapers" <saggiediap...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>
> news:1182668913.942118.165140@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> : I was just wondering about something.
> :
> : Does anyone remember this lost episode? I cant' remember which
> season
> : of Emergency it was, so please help me out.
> :
> : It was Saturday night. Johnny and Roy and brought 10 old
> pregnant
> : Shaniqua from Watts into Rampart. Shaniqua was having a
> stomach ache,
> : and her 6 children had called the emergency squad fearing their
> mommie
> : was going to deliver again. They couldn't call their 6
> different dads
> : as the fathers were all in jail. Turns out Shaniqua had eaten
> some
> : watermelon seeds, and was not yet ready to deliver her 7th
> child.
> :
> : After they discharged Shaniqua, Dr. Bracket said "You know,
> it's slow,
> : Dixie. Let's knock off early for the night, and go over to my
> house.
> : We can try out my new redwood hot tub."
> :
> : Dixie said "That sounds great! I'll stop off a Pic-N-Save and
> get
> : some Annie Green Springs wine."
> :
> : Dr. Bracket said "Get some of that wonderful Boon's Farm
> Strawberry
> : Hill wine too." He turned to Johnny and Roy, and asked
> "Hey - why
> : not join us?"
> :
> : Johnny pondered, and responded "I'm in. We're off in about 20
> : minutes." Roy also said "Hell, **** JoAnne and the kids, I
> want to
> : go party!'
> :
> : "What about suits?" Johnny asks. Dr. Bracket answers "Oh Hell,
> it's
> : the 70's. This is what wild California hot tub and orgy
> stories are
> : made of." Johnny becomes slightly aroused.
> :
> : Dr. Bracket gave them the address of his swinging bachelor pad
> in
> : Redondo Beach.
> :
> : Johnny asked "Can we stop off at Rally's and get some Sun Chips
> to go
> : with the cheap wine?" Dixie responded "No, those won't be
> invented
> : for another 15 years or so. Just pickup up some potato chips
> and
> : dip."
> :
> : They all part. Exactly one hour later, Johnny and Roy arrive
> at Dr.
> : Bracket's beachfront home just off Avenue D and the Pacific
> Coast
> : Highway. No one answers, so Johnny and Roy walk around back.
> "Hello"
> : Roy says, only to hear "Come on in!" through the gate.
> :
> : Dixie and Bracket were sitting in the large redwood hot tub
> completely
> : buck ****d. Dixie jumps out of the tub. Although it was dark,
> the
> : moonlight and tiki torches illuminated her glistening body and
> : enormous, well endowed breast. Her nipples hardened in the
> wind as
> : she ran towards the firemen to give them a big, wet kiss.
> :
> : "Wow!" Said Johnny! You really look different"
> :
> : "You like my teetsies?" Dixie said all in a slur.
> :
> : "Teetsies?" Roy said. "I think you mean titsies."
> :
> : "No" Bracket said "She really means titties! With so much
> Annie Green
> : Springs County wine in her, it's all a slur. She gets like
> this when
> : she drinks." Bracket explained that nursing uniforms are maid
> with
> : darts to reduce and point the breast, but out of the nurse
> uniform
> : they are free flowing (the breast).
> :
> : "Yea!" Dixie exclaimed "That's what I meant to say -
> titties...or
> : something like that." Dixie farted all of the sudden. "Dang!"
> she
> : said "That's what cheap wine does to old Dixie." The firemen
> and
> : Bracket laughed like small school boys.
> :
> : Bracket jumped out of the tub. Roy and Johnny couldn't help
> but
> : notice how well well hung he was - over 10 inches when more or
> less
> : fully aroused. "That's some large sausage you got there"
> Johnny
> : commented. "Yes. It hurts sometimes!" Said Dixie "expecially
> when
> : it goes up the bottom!" She lets another fart rip, then
> giggles.
> :
> : "Don't worry, Firemen" said Bracket "I'll be gentle." We need
> some of
> : that Annie Green Spring County wine or Boone's Farm Strawberry
> Hill
> : wine right now!" Roy said. "I'll pour you a glass." Said
> Bracket
> : "Now, get those clothes off and get into that tub."
> :
> : The screen fades to black.
> :
> : The announcer said "Coming up on the next episode - Dixie
> performs her
> : own abortion."
> :
> : Now, am I crazy? What season did this take place?
> :
> : Thanks!
> :
> : Love you!
> :
> : Saggie
> :
Yes! I remember that now. I was watching a syndicated version, which
sometimes cuts out small pieces of the show, including the part of the
Mexican guy finding Dixie's BM (bowel movement) in the tub the next
day. THAT WAS FUNNY!
Love you my friends!
Saggie
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