Gabrielle wrote:
> On Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:30:46 GMT, Dropping The Helicopter
> <dgajdgsj@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> FACT: Abby/Maura is Hooked On both Phonics and Oldies.
> As someone who listens to no music newser than the 1970s I have
> to ask what is wrong with that?
Since you are not Abby/Maura, absolutely nothing is wrong with that!
Don't you see?!?
>> Of course she said it in the trauma room, but she didn't mean it, even
>> if she didn't make a frowny face, which I maintain she did, because I
>> can remember such details better than you even though I supposedly last
>> saw the episode five years ago and you watched it like a day ago. I
>> hate Abby ever so much. If only Abby weren't on "E.R.", my life would
>> be worth living. Crazy? Me? Hello, my name is sharon(s).
> One of the problems I have with Abby is I know alot of top notch
> women in the working world, both in and out of medicine who
> have their act together. I find Abby to be an insult to these
> women who have their act together and do an excellent job every day.
>
Do you find the Abby character such an insult that you:
- Cannot separate the character of Abby from the actress ****traying her?
- Confabulate entire scripts that never existed, just to fit your
Abbyhate-centric world-view?
- Cut the eyes and mouth out of promotional photos of Maura Tierney and
wear them as a mask?
If you exhibit any of these symptoms, you may be suffering from
Psychotic Sharonosis. Talk to your doctor (a real one) about voluntary
commitment - some sharon(s) have been known to lead semi-productive
lives in rigidly-structured, TV-less environments.
>
>> FACT: In a freak mishap, Ranger 3 and its pilot Captain Abby/Maura
>> Tierney are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes
>> her life sup****t system and returns Abby/Maura Tierney to Earth 500
>> years later.
> And after those 500 years the planet will wor****p Saint Abby.
Not if sharon(s) can help it! No, as long as sharon(s) remains tireless
and vigilant in her one-pretend-doctor campaign of craziness against the
tyranny of this one particular fictional character, the Vatican will
have no choice but to NOT canonize Abby/Maura!
>> No. The least she could have done is PURCHASE a plane, get a pilot's
>> license, fly her own skank-ass back to Chi-town, present the plane to
>> Carter as a "please forgive me" gift, and then jump off the John
Hancock
>> building.
> And here I thougth she was supposed to build the plane, then get her
> pilots liscesne, then fly to Chicago in the middle of a severe
> thunderstorm, then land the plane safely after is struck by
> lightning, and bursts into flams, then rush into the ER to save
> every single survivor of the fiery plane crash.
>
Of course she was. But the scene was extensively rewritten at the
demand of Maura Tierney, to make Abby look like more of a *****. True
story, I heard it from a lady pu****ng a shopping cart full of cats. In
Canada. So don't bother trying to verify my story, because you can't.
>> And if she did rent a car, I'd ***** that she didn't take a plane.
> Why would she have to rent a car? The writers would have Super Abby
> duck into a phone booth, then change into costume, and fly off
> to help all those who need her help.
>
And I would still ***** about it. Why? Because my name is sharon(s), I
cannot distinguish fiction from reality, and my hate for Abby/Maura is
all I have left. To the last, I grapple with Abby; From Hell's heart, I
stab at Abby; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at Abby.
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