On Jan 10, 10:57=A0pm, Dropping The Helicopter
<dgajd...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Dear Evil ER Powers That Be:
>
> Please allow me to present you with this freebie that's guaranteed to
> boost your pathetic show's sagging ratings: rip off a classic bit from
> the Brits, and change the spelling of Jeannie's last name to "Bullet".
> Then, in every episode, make up some hackneyed excuse for Jeannie to
> make a phone call to someone, and only show her half of the
> conversation, which will always go something like this:
>
> JB: "Hello, local doughnut shoppe? =A0Yes I would like to order a dozen
of=
> your finest doughnuts, delivered! ... Yes, send them to County General
> Hospital, attention Jeannie Boulet ... How's that spelled? =A0Yes dear,
my=
> last name is spelled B-U-L-L-E-T ... Noooooo, it's pronounced
> 'Boulet'..." [QUEUE CANNED LAUGHTER]
>
> Seriously guys, you could milk that one bit for *years*.
The sad part is, I really could see them Going There.
> For those who don't know what the hell I'm on
about:http://en.wikipedia.or=
g/wiki/Hyacinth_Bucket
> For those who do: Yeah, it was funnier before I typed it up.
Yes. Yes it was. :)


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