Ellen K Hursh wrote:
> On Jan 10, 10:57 pm, Dropping The Helicopter
> <dgajd...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> Dear Evil ER Powers That Be:
>>
>> Please allow me to present you with this freebie that's guaranteed to
>> boost your pathetic show's sagging ratings: rip off a classic bit from
>> the Brits, and change the spelling of Jeannie's last name to "Bullet".
>> Then, in every episode, make up some hackneyed excuse for Jeannie to
>> make a phone call to someone, and only show her half of the
>> conversation, which will always go something like this:
>>
>> JB: "Hello, local doughnut shoppe? Yes I would like to order a dozen
of
>> your finest doughnuts, delivered! ... Yes, send them to County General
>> Hospital, attention Jeannie Boulet ... How's that spelled? Yes dear,
my
>> last name is spelled B-U-L-L-E-T ... Noooooo, it's pronounced
>> 'Boulet'..." [QUEUE CANNED LAUGHTER]
>>
>> Seriously guys, you could milk that one bit for *years*.
>
> The sad part is, I really could see them Going There.
>
Actually, I could too. :-(. Still, it couldn't make the show any
worse. So we have that going for us. Which is nice.
>> For those who don't know what the hell I'm on about:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyacinth_Bucket
>> For those who do: Yeah, it was funnier before I typed it up.
>
> Yes. Yes it was. :)
>
Sorry. ;-)


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